What do you want your tomb stone to say?

My name DOB and DOD

That’s it.

My final post count

Finally Retired !

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WISH YOU WERE HERE

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I’ll be there, urinating on your grave.

I told you I was sick!

I’ve written more engravings on headstones than any person should ever have to. I just hope someone is alive and remembers me to return the favor when my time comes.

And on the stone that marked his death
When he did finally lay to rest
Were the lonely words "I'm going home"

Trump won!

That’s a lot to write

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Pepperoni and sausage

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