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What do you use to wipe yourself?

Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:42 am
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13550 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:42 am
Toilet Paper
Baby Wipes
Use shower head to gently clean your arse
I don’t
Combo of TP and wipes
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 12:43 am
Posted by Martini
Near Athens
Member since Mar 2005
49697 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:44 am to
Clorox Kitchen Wipes if at home. If not my sock.
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:45 am to
talking about my arse here?
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:46 am to
Apparently a popular thread was just wiped.
Posted by Nawlens Gator
louisiana
Member since Sep 2005
5963 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:47 am to

Middle Finger.

Posted by Pechon
unperson
Member since Oct 2011
7748 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:47 am to
I use a towel and tell my friends I had to use it to hold a rusty logging chain.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41521 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:47 am to
Whoa what happened??
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
46363 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:48 am to
straight deleted.

or "moved"

I suspect someone representing someone emailed admin to get it wiped
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 12:52 am
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159092 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:49 am to
The hand of a friend of mine
Posted by touchdownjeebus
Member since Sep 2010
26824 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:50 am to
The poop knife.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 12:54 am
Posted by BamaHater
Houston
Member since Sep 2003
13550 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:50 am to
Some years back my Uncle’s Mom was in her last years and they hired help to take care of her on a daily basis. One of the person they hired legit was using Lysol type wipes to clean her after the restroom. She claimed they were cheaper than the sanitary wipes and that why she did it.
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
39250 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 12:51 am to
Your mom's tongue.
Posted by djangochained
Gardere
Member since Jul 2013
19185 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:02 am to
I have a bidet attachment
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
64704 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:06 am to
quote:

straight deleted.

or "moved"

I suspect someone representing someone emailed admin to get it wiped



Guarantee it was Ward's attorney. Ward himself was probably notified by his friends on this board and then he made his attorney aware of it. Attorney contacts Chicken, Chicken does what Chicken does.


Honestly, I find it fascinating such a speculative thread is deserving of such attention.


The most legitimate information that thread contained was personal accounts from the area and man who was killed. Ward's friends said literally nothing about him other than "all indications said he was a good guy" or "he's screwed".
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 1:07 am
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41521 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:07 am to
Yea that’s what I was thinking.
Posted by Relham10
Ridge
Member since Jan 2013
21615 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:20 am to
Money
Posted by Kafka
I am the moral conscience of TD
Member since Jul 2007
159092 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:20 am to
quote:

I have a bidet attachment
When movie director Billy Wilder (The Apartment, Some Like It Hot) was about to go to Europe his wife asked him to buy a bidet while he was there. After a couple of weeks in Europe he sent her a telegram:

"UNABLE TO OBTAIN BIDET

SUGGEST HANDSTAND IN SHOWER"
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:24 am to
I've got a really hairy arse, so sometimes if its messy then I do D) All the Above. All 3 of those just to make sure I'm good. Gotta prevent the dingleberries at all costs.
This post was edited on 1/26/18 at 6:15 pm
Posted by mountain D values
VOLS
Member since Aug 2017
3211 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:29 am to
Toilet paper initially

Wipes to finish the job


If I’m home I’ll shower after as well
Posted by DawgGONIT
Member since May 2015
2961 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:36 am to
It has taken me about my whole life to finally figure it out, but now I have trained myself to take only walk off shits. Not having to wipe 5-20 times in a row is nice and saves so many trees.
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