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re: What do you use to wipe yourself?

Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:39 am to
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:39 am to
Your mom's good panties.
Posted by MoarKilometers
Member since Apr 2015
21427 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:40 am to
Pinecones, the fresh green ones.
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 1:54 am to
quote:

Toilet Paper


Always start with that, then...

quote:

Use shower head to gently clean your arse


Mine has a pulsatile rotating jet spray in the middle surrounded by blissful raindance. I start with the soothing middle position where both are equally engaged, rotate the dial to the jet spray to pressure wash, then back off for a gentle finish. Life-changing.
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 2:01 am to
quote:

Mine has a pulsatile rotating jet spray in the middle surrounded by blissful raindance. I start with the soothing middle position where both are equally engaged, rotate the dial to the jet spray to pressure wash, then back off for a gentle finish. Life-changing


Must be awkward when you have to shite in a public restroom.
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 2:12 am to
Is this wiping thing a new fad?
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:01 am to
Toilet paper
Posted by mydadwillSueU
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2017
306 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 3:07 am to
quote:

trained myself to take only walk off shits


Please explain. This might change my life.
Posted by eScott
Member since Oct 2008
11376 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 4:58 am to
quote:

I have a bidet attachment
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:46 am to
Corn cob
Posted by Uncle JackD
Member since Nov 2007
59622 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 5:56 am to
Kirland flushable wet wipes. tGOAT
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
135043 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:09 am to
Wet wipes at home.

My turd cutter deserves it after the John Wayne toilet paper I have to use at work.
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
NE Ohio via Tangipahoa
Member since Nov 2011
6185 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:11 am to
do you really care what people use to wipe their arse
Posted by Geekboy
Member since Jan 2004
8517 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:13 am to
Metamucil. Never wipe again.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
23562 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:14 am to
Pages of the Sears-Roebuck catalog.
Posted by SamuelClemens
Earth
Member since Feb 2015
11727 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:29 am to
Posted by Barrister
Member since Jul 2012
5352 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:43 am to
Combination of very soft Charmin, some One Wipe Charlie’s, the hand held attachment in my shower set to Pulsating Jet precariously placed upside down and positioned in a no-look behind the back aim, a delicate pat dry with bamboo towels, to be finished with 3:15 secs of the hairdryer on Cool setting.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
76782 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 6:46 am to
your mom's drawers
Posted by cj35
Member since Jan 2014
6153 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:23 am to
a bidet
Posted by RockAndRollDetective
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2014
4506 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:30 am to
The faces of my enemies.
Posted by bigberg2000
houston, from chalmette
Member since Sep 2005
70821 posts
Posted on 1/26/18 at 7:41 am to
I never have walk offs.
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