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re: what are your favorite old timey sayings
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:17 pm to RockAndRollDetective
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:17 pm to RockAndRollDetective
"you would frick up an iron anvil with a rubber hammer" my father was quite fond of this saying with me and yard equipment
It's hotter than a two peckered tomcat
Knee high to a grasshopper
you lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas
It's hotter than a two peckered tomcat
Knee high to a grasshopper
you lay down with dogs, you wake up with fleas
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Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:20 pm to Perrydawg
Let me worry about the mule going blind, you just load the wagon.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 1:28 pm to shinerfan
Regarding people who talk too much: "The empty wagon rattles loudest"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:17 pm to L1C4
Can’t fix stupid.
Close enough for government work
Close enough for government work
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 2:40 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:22 pm to L1C4
He's so gay he could fall in a barrel of titties and come out with a dick in his mouth.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:25 pm to JackieTreehorn
quote:
Want in one hand and shite in the other and see which one fills up faster.
The old saying is spit.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:27 pm to L1C4
Don't keep running after you've caught the bus.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:31 pm to L1C4
Worked with a guy that would say the same thing after completing big/important tasks, "eh, good enough for the women we hang out with"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:32 pm to L1C4
"Fair to Middlin'"
"He's forgotten more than you'll ever know"
"Two peas in a pod"
"In like Flynn"
"Does a bear shite in the woods?"
"Is a pig's arse pork?"
"He's forgotten more than you'll ever know"
"Two peas in a pod"
"In like Flynn"
"Does a bear shite in the woods?"
"Is a pig's arse pork?"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:34 pm to Techdog89
Honest to god I thought you were just posting Jim Hawthorne quotes.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:38 pm to oleheat
quote:
"Does a bear shite in the woods?"
was so good they decided to make an entire marketing campaign around it.
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:40 pm to oleheat
quote:
"Does a bear shite in the woods?"
Is a crab's arse watertight?
If you want to run with the big dogs, you gotta learn to pee in the tall grass.
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:43 pm to L1C4
"Put some wheels on the whore house, we're hauling arse"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:46 pm to L1C4
I'm fukn this monkey, you just hold the ears!
Posted on 9/6/18 at 2:59 pm to L1C4
My grandmother used to call "loose" women "Little Susie Roundheels".
As in - "I warned your cousin Betty... but she's gone and done it. That Little Susie Roundheels went and got herself in trouble."
As in - "I warned your cousin Betty... but she's gone and done it. That Little Susie Roundheels went and got herself in trouble."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:04 pm to L1C4
Some of my favorites used by my grandmother:
"Well I'll be a suck-egg mule!"
(Surprised / annoyed)
"She could eat an apple through a picket fence."
(Someone with crooked teeth)
"That'd knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!"
(When something stinks)
"She could scare a haint!"
(Someone that's ugly)
"Drunker than Cooter Brown."
“Fine as frog’s hair split four ways”
"He's got more money than Carter's got liver pills."
"She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
"Well I'll be a suck-egg mule!"
(Surprised / annoyed)
"She could eat an apple through a picket fence."
(Someone with crooked teeth)
"That'd knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!"
(When something stinks)
"She could scare a haint!"
(Someone that's ugly)
"Drunker than Cooter Brown."
“Fine as frog’s hair split four ways”
"He's got more money than Carter's got liver pills."
"She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor."
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:04 pm to yurintroubl
"he shits a little too close to the teepee"
This post was edited on 9/6/18 at 4:05 pm
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:05 pm to illinitiger
"shittin in high cotton"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:07 pm to L1C4
"You can't polish a turd"
"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
"If he was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put him out"
"I love the way her legs go up and make an arse out of themselves"
"That girl is batshit crazy"
"Don't let your mouth write checks your arse can't cash"
"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
"If he was on fire, I wouldn't piss on him to put him out"
"I love the way her legs go up and make an arse out of themselves"
"That girl is batshit crazy"
"Don't let your mouth write checks your arse can't cash"
Posted on 9/6/18 at 3:16 pm to madmaxvol
Kill ‘em all; Let God sort ‘em out.
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