re: What are you getting your wife or girlfriend for Valentine's Day?

Going to give her 4 1/4 inches twice?

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You and a lot of others will be doing the most butt kissing of all

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We seriously don't do shite on this day. Been together 12 years now almost 6 married and have never acknowledged it. That being said, I probably won't tell her how I want my sandwich because that's not what's for dinner tonight.

Ctiger that's sweet!!!

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What are yall doing?

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PIIHB


We aren't big on made up holidays. We acknowledge them, but don't go out buying each other presents.

A rich man and a poor man are at a Madison Avenue store Valentine's day shopping for their wives. The poor man says to the Rich man, "What'd you get your wife this year?"

He says, "A Mercedes and a huge diamond ring." The poor man says, "Why'd you get her both?" The Rich man says, "If she doesn't like the ring, she can take it back to store in her new car, come home and still be happy." The Poor man says, "O.K. That works."

The Rich man says, "Well what did you get your wife?" The Poor man says, "A pair of slippers and a dildo."

The Rich man says, "Why'd you get her a pair of slippers and a dildo?"

The Poor man says, "If she doesn't like the slippers, she can go frick herself!"

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What are yall doing?

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going to eat hibachi

well she said she wanted 12 inches and she wanted it to hurt...

so I'll prolly frick her twice and punch her in the face