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What are the levels to your wife's drunkness?
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:58 am
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:58 am
1. Fun! Dancing!
2. Wants sex
3. Wants to talk about what all you AREN'T doing for her.
2. Wants sex
3. Wants to talk about what all you AREN'T doing for her.
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Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:59 am to trillhog
My wife aint an alcoholic
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:59 am to trillhog
This will go about as well as rape
Posted on 2/20/18 at 10:59 am to trillhog
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2. Wants sex
So for you that would be the same as "passed out"
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:00 am to trillhog
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Posted by trillhog
Rape responses incoming. Like a lot of them.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:00 am to trillhog
1 drink = happy and loving life
1.1 drink = crying
1.1 drink = crying
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:00 am to trillhog
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3. Wants to talk about what all you AREN'T doing for her.
In your case, would this be loosening up the duct tape?
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:00 am to trillhog
My wife isn’t a weak minded trashy individual
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:00 am to trillhog
4. Roofied
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 11:01 am
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:02 am to Salmon
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1 drink = happy and loving life
1.1 drink = crying
Slight variation for me...
1 drink = loving life
2 drinks = fast asleep
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:03 am to GeauxDoc
Chatty/great mood
Emotional
Asleep
Emotional
Asleep
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:04 am to trillhog
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:05 am to trillhog
1) Wants to drink
2) Drinks
3) Falls asleep
2) Drinks
3) Falls asleep
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:06 am to trillhog
Having fun, wants to cook, starts cooking, doesn't have something, gets upset, it's my fault.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:07 am to trillhog
My wife rarely drinks since we got out of college. She might make it to a second glass of wine once every 6 months. If that happens, there is a 42 second window where she goes from normal, to frisky, to sleeping.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:07 am to trillhog
My wife is German. Born and raised. Which means she's been drinking since the age of 12.
Drink 1 -- No difference
Drink 3 -- Slight difference
Drink 5 -- Quit being a pussy and catch up.
Drink 7 -- I've eaten everything in the fridge and I'm going to bed.
She's rarely an emotional drinker like most of the women across the pond. Truly one in a million and more along the lines of drinking with the guys (Non confrontational and just wants to have a good time)
Thank god.
Drink 1 -- No difference
Drink 3 -- Slight difference
Drink 5 -- Quit being a pussy and catch up.
Drink 7 -- I've eaten everything in the fridge and I'm going to bed.
She's rarely an emotional drinker like most of the women across the pond. Truly one in a million and more along the lines of drinking with the guys (Non confrontational and just wants to have a good time)
Thank god.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:08 am to trillhog
My wife doesn’t drink, which means I have to pick up her slack.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:09 am to ThatMakesSense
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Having fun, wants to cook, starts cooking, doesn't have something, gets upset, it's my fault.
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it's my fault.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:09 am to trillhog
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What are the levels to your wife's drunkness?
1. Fun! Dancing!
2. Wants sex
Mine goes thru those 2 however #2 is extremely short lived. That step can change with less than an additional half drink and it immediately goes to making up shite to argue about. I'm talking about subjects that have nothing to do with either of us. She will bring something up and if I don't enthusiastically agree (99.9% I don't give a frick) it will lead to an argument. It has gotten to the level that I don't enjoy drinking more than a single beer with her.
Posted on 2/20/18 at 11:09 am to trillhog
You sure do love attention.
This post was edited on 2/20/18 at 11:10 am
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