re: What are the levels to your wife's drunkness?

1. Sassy, horny (1-2 glasses of wine or 1-2 small cocktails)

2. Dancing fool, horny (3-4 glasses of wine or 3-4 small cocktails)

3. Passed out (5+ glasses of wine or 5+ small cocktails)



She weighs 100 lbs give or take a few and doesn't drink during the week really at all. Cheap date!

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 If that happens, there is a 42 second window where she goes from normal, to frisky, to sleeping.

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That can be enough time if I'm really concentrating

What do you do with the other 17 seconds?

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trillhog

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1. Fun! Dancing!

2. Wants sex

3. Wants to talk about what all you AREN'T doing for her.

4. Unknowingly has sex with me.

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FIFY

Are you happy about this or sad?

My wife gets tipsy as hell on one glass of wine.

1. Laughs at everything and becomes very funny and corny for an hour.

2. Goes to the bedroom and goes to sleep.

That's my wife too.

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1. Fun! Dancing!

2. Wants sex

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gotta give you an upvote on this one. probably once a month she hits the wine a little hard and yep, its a fun night.

My wife doesn't get drunk that often, but when she does, it goes like this:

1.) Let's dance
2.) Let's talk shite about people
3.) Let's go home and have sex, but first I want to dance some more
4.) PLAY SOME KESHA!
5.) Reverting back to being toddler and crying because no one can do anything right
6.) Let's steal random shite from this bar/restaurant
7.) YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO, MR OFFICER

I try to start running interference shortly after reaching stage 3. If it hits stage 5, it's going to be BAD night for everyone involved. Thankfully, stage 5 only happens once every year or two.