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What are horrendously embarrassing moments from your childhood nobody remembers but you?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:55 pm
Posted on 8/5/20 at 6:55 pm
I did cotillion growing up not at the local country club (I know. Total Jr OT baller status) but the one across town.
They taught us formal dances but being 11-13 when this was occurring, awkwardness Was high and how to talk to girls was still being learned. I remember during some of the dances where we had to look each other in the eyes I struggled with that sometimes. And these were all the same girls from my school so I see them every day. I remember being so awkward that one girl who id known since I was 5 explicitly called me out saying “you know you can look at me”
I still remember that to this day and think about how horribly awkward your younger years are and I’m glad I can laugh about them now. I’m sure the OT has some great ones.
They taught us formal dances but being 11-13 when this was occurring, awkwardness Was high and how to talk to girls was still being learned. I remember during some of the dances where we had to look each other in the eyes I struggled with that sometimes. And these were all the same girls from my school so I see them every day. I remember being so awkward that one girl who id known since I was 5 explicitly called me out saying “you know you can look at me”
I still remember that to this day and think about how horribly awkward your younger years are and I’m glad I can laugh about them now. I’m sure the OT has some great ones. 
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Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:03 pm to jlovel7
That time a girl I grew up with (both about 12-13) straight up grabbed my package and I jerked away.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:06 pm to jlovel7
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What are horrendously embarrassing moments from your childhood nobody remembers but you?
I've made it this long, I'm not saying a damn thing.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:34 pm to jlovel7
I was born in 1980 so I won’t be telling on myself.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:34 pm to jlovel7
Kindergarten.... 1988...shite my pants on the playground. Not a shart... full deuce deuce. Had a change of clothes in my locker, but it was only a pair of SHORT shorts. Problem with that...I wore cowboy boots to school everyday, thus I finished the school day in a tshirt, daisy duke type gym shorts... and cowboy boots. I was Dangle before Dangle was Dangle.
Full discretion... it was a kunty teacher’s fault. She denied my request to visit the shitter, so when she said no i dropped down out on the playground and let Dirty Dan Brown make his first appearance on the day.
Full discretion... it was a kunty teacher’s fault. She denied my request to visit the shitter, so when she said no i dropped down out on the playground and let Dirty Dan Brown make his first appearance on the day.
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:35 pm to jlovel7
4th grade girlfriend broke up with me on a Wednesday. A class birthday party on Saturday. I cried and had to be consoled by my dad
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:36 pm to jlovel7
When I accidentally called the teacher “mom.”
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:38 pm to jlovel7
I plugged up a relatives toilet something fierce. Young enough to have never used a plunger before.
I hauled as to bed and pretended to be asleep.
It was 6:30 in the afternoon
I hauled as to bed and pretended to be asleep.
It was 6:30 in the afternoon
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:41 pm to Roman Candle Tag
I shite my pants in first grade one time.
I felt like the whole world knew it.
I felt like the whole world knew it.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:45 pm to jlovel7
I went to spend the night with my buddy down the street who was a year older than me and someone I looked up to as young kid.
I pissed the bed/sleeping bag or whatever in the middle of the night and wasn't sure what to do so I took my underwear off and hid them in his room.
I left as soon as I woke up and of course his mom had to discover the source of the piss smell the next day. He ragged on me for quite a while in front of the neighborhood kids
I pissed the bed/sleeping bag or whatever in the middle of the night and wasn't sure what to do so I took my underwear off and hid them in his room.
I left as soon as I woke up and of course his mom had to discover the source of the piss smell the next day. He ragged on me for quite a while in front of the neighborhood kids
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:54 pm to jlovel7
Air Force brat, had just moved to Marietta GA in the middle of 5th grade. Tried a one cheek sneak but it got away from me. Ripped a super loud one. It really bounced off that wooden chair, and the teacher fell silent. Fat bully kid yelled, “what’d you have for breakfast a bean burrito?”
Eveyone laughed and the teacher ran out of the room. I started crying with my head down for what felt like 50 years.
I still can’t remember exactly how it resolved, and still can’t believe that the teacher left me to the wolves.
Who am I kidding they all remember that shite.
Eveyone laughed and the teacher ran out of the room. I started crying with my head down for what felt like 50 years.
I still can’t remember exactly how it resolved, and still can’t believe that the teacher left me to the wolves.
Who am I kidding they all remember that shite.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 7:57 pm to jlovel7
I was probably 5 or 6, and church had just gotten out. I was ready to go so I reached into my dad’s pocket to grab his keys. I looked up and it wasn’t my dad. This action kicked off a life long compulsion of reaching into unknown men’s trousers, and why I became an aggy.
Another time I was probably around 10 or 11, and attended my best friends Sunday school class with him. Well there was this really fat teacher lady, and she was talking to my friend. She asked my friend a question but called him my name, I spoke up and said I’M Phil. She said, “I know. I’m talking to you.” You see, she was so horribly cross-eyed I thought she was looking at my friend taking to him that whole time. To make matters worse my friend leans into me in a sort of attempted whisper and said, “she’s cross eyed.” Everyone heard it, and I felt so bad.
Another time I was probably around 10 or 11, and attended my best friends Sunday school class with him. Well there was this really fat teacher lady, and she was talking to my friend. She asked my friend a question but called him my name, I spoke up and said I’M Phil. She said, “I know. I’m talking to you.” You see, she was so horribly cross-eyed I thought she was looking at my friend taking to him that whole time. To make matters worse my friend leans into me in a sort of attempted whisper and said, “she’s cross eyed.” Everyone heard it, and I felt so bad.
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:00 pm to PhilipMarlowe
I shite my pants in a grocery store on Greenwell Spprings road called Warehouse Foods.
It’s the only thing I remember about that store and supposedly we shopped there all the time growing.
It’s the only thing I remember about that store and supposedly we shopped there all the time growing.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:03 pm to jlovel7
Memories of all of my “horrendously embarrassing moments” are securely repressed and will stay that way.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:05 pm to jlovel7
Severely shitting my pants in second grade. In class.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:06 pm to jlovel7
When 4th grade me told my friend's prude mom that I wanted to be a prostitute when I grew up.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:09 pm to jlovel7
This is why seeing children makes me cry. It's a sign of a culture in need of some lead therapy.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:09 pm to Tempratt
Jesus a lot of y’all shite yourselves
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:09 pm to jlovel7
Pooping in a restaurant at the table
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:10 pm to jlovel7
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Jesus a lot of y’all shite yourselves
shite happens.
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