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re: What are horrendously embarrassing moments from your childhood nobody remembers but you?
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:14 pm to jlovel7
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:14 pm to jlovel7
Sixth grade soneone layed a banana peel on the ground in the lunchroom. I stepped on it with a tray full of food as I walked to my table.
My bowl of Chili flew up in the air as I crashed to the ground. The whole lunchroom starting clapping and cheering. I was so embarrassed that I checked out.
This was the day I truly started hating people.
Never found out who did it, so I exacted revenge on anyone in the lunchroom who gave me the opportunity. Anytime I saw someone about to sit down, I slid a handful something like English Peas under their arse.
I became a lunchroom legend by the end of the year. When I would get someone the lunchroom would chant "Bean butt, bean butt"..
My bowl of Chili flew up in the air as I crashed to the ground. The whole lunchroom starting clapping and cheering. I was so embarrassed that I checked out.
This was the day I truly started hating people.
Never found out who did it, so I exacted revenge on anyone in the lunchroom who gave me the opportunity. Anytime I saw someone about to sit down, I slid a handful something like English Peas under their arse.
I became a lunchroom legend by the end of the year. When I would get someone the lunchroom would chant "Bean butt, bean butt"..
This post was edited on 8/5/20 at 8:15 pm
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:19 pm to jlovel7
Mostly just my two older brothers tickling me until I wet my pants. The tables were turned on them when my parents decided to start whipping them when it happened.
Thank God we didn't have cell phones back then. Somebody might still have that video.
Thank God we didn't have cell phones back then. Somebody might still have that video.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:22 pm to TH03
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When I accidentally called the teacher “mom.”
Got one better, senior year, English 4, Teacher asked if we had any questions, I said I do. She said is it personal, I said, well, it’s about last night. Whole class erupted. She turned red. Good times!
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:25 pm to jlovel7
First day of school, teacher called me up to the chalkboard. It made me nervous so I let out a little fart walking up. Except it wasn’t just a little fart, I also peed and pooped myself in khaki pants. I didn’t know what to do, so I just sat down, cried, and covered my eyes pretending no one could see me.
Was a rough way to start Freshman year.
Was a rough way to start Freshman year.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:27 pm to jlovel7
3rd grade we all are standing quietly ready to say the pledge of allegiance. I try to let out a silent fart. It wasn't silent but indeed the opposite, as it rattled throughout the whole room. I immediately pointed blame at my first cousin, a girl, who was standing in the row beside me. She says," I ain't taking the blame for that one". Everyone laughed as I tried to play it off.
Posted on 8/5/20 at 8:32 pm to jlovel7
Seventh grade- playing bingo at a huge church bingo.
I hit bingo and screamed BINGO!
Went up to grab my prize but I screwed up and did not have all the letters.
I remember walking back and ALL those people who had cleared their cards were sneering at me.
I hit bingo and screamed BINGO!
Went up to grab my prize but I screwed up and did not have all the letters.
I remember walking back and ALL those people who had cleared their cards were sneering at me.
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