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re: What amount of money would it take to let someone bang your SO?
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:28 am to slackster
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:28 am to slackster
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what amount of money would you require for someone to frick you in the arse?
Probably like 5 million. I'd walk funny for a few days for the chance to not have to work and travel the world. I mean some people do that shite for free.. can't be that bad right?
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:29 am to sweetwaterbilly
Nobody can answer until the money is staring them in the face.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:32 am to sweetwaterbilly
500?
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:34 am to Jake88
Confronted with real piles of cash, people’s theoretical number drops fast. For the average middle class person, the ability to pay off their mortgage is a game changer. Thank about what you could do different if you didn’t have a rent or mortgage payment every month. So that makes the number $150k-$275k for the average person. In theory, it doesn’t sound like much but imagine it in $100’s sitting on a table in front of you.
For that matter, it ain’t like the old lady hasn’t had a different dick in her before you met. Probably a lot of them. So what’s the big deal?*
*Granted, I am not advocating selling my SO but I can see how someone could do it if both parties were on board. That’s what made the movie so interesting.
For that matter, it ain’t like the old lady hasn’t had a different dick in her before you met. Probably a lot of them. So what’s the big deal?*
*Granted, I am not advocating selling my SO but I can see how someone could do it if both parties were on board. That’s what made the movie so interesting.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:35 am to sweetwaterbilly
It depends on who the someone is. I'd let Kate Beckinsale frick my wife for a very reasonable price.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:36 am to jbgleason
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That’s what made the movie so interesting.
What made it so interesting is that Woody Harrelson wore an LSU hat in it
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:36 am to sweetwaterbilly
I would pay someone $3.50 to bang my SO.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:36 am to sweetwaterbilly
No amount of money.
I already have more money than I need and I already have a great wife who is "less crazy" than 99.9% of women. They are all still crazy though.
An act like this would push any stable woman over the edge of sanity over time.
I already have more money than I need and I already have a great wife who is "less crazy" than 99.9% of women. They are all still crazy though.
An act like this would push any stable woman over the edge of sanity over time.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:36 am to sweetwaterbilly
This is such a dumb question.
If you're someone who could throw any amount of money around to get some off a married chick, you'd very literally having no problem getting any half decent or better single chick in her twenties to give up the poon. So, therefore, you don't have to pay some married chick.
If you're someone who could throw any amount of money around to get some off a married chick, you'd very literally having no problem getting any half decent or better single chick in her twenties to give up the poon. So, therefore, you don't have to pay some married chick.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:37 am to sweetwaterbilly
I'd let her negotiate the deal. She would get more $$ than me doing it.
What do I care, she banged a bunch of dudes before I met her, probably for a dinner or a couple appletinis.
What do I care, she banged a bunch of dudes before I met her, probably for a dinner or a couple appletinis.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:40 am to sweetwaterbilly
You obviously haven't seen indecent proposal
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:40 am to jbgleason
quote:
Confronted with real piles of cash, people’s theoretical number drops fast. For the average middle class person, the ability to pay off their mortgage is a game changer. Thank about what you could do different if you didn’t have a rent or mortgage payment every month. So that makes the number $150k-$275k for the average person. In theory, it doesn’t sound like much but imagine it in $100’s sitting on a table in front of you.
That's what I'm saying. It's a dumb question and obviously not likely to happen but I laugh at those who scoff at it.. their tune would change quickly if the cold hard cash is sitting on the table in front of them. Lighten up fellas. No one is coming for your SO.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:42 am to sweetwaterbilly
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Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:44 am to sweetwaterbilly
Sixer of Budweiser and pack of Newports.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:45 am to sweetwaterbilly
If she was open to it, probably not much. Maybe enough for a nice vacay. I mean, its not an emotional relationship.
I would have to be present and no kissing.
I would have to be present and no kissing.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:46 am to sweetwaterbilly
It's simple really.
1. Negotiate as high as he will go but require him to film it.
2. Use said film as evidence that she cheated to get a divorce.
3. Use all the money on hookers and blow.
4. ???
5. Profit
1. Negotiate as high as he will go but require him to film it.
2. Use said film as evidence that she cheated to get a divorce.
3. Use all the money on hookers and blow.
4. ???
5. Profit
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:47 am to dyslexic
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Sounds like an indecent proposal.
Only if the offer is tree fiddy.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:48 am to sweetwaterbilly
I'm still trying to figure out how much it takes for me to bang her.
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:54 am to SidewalkDawg
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Unfortunately I'm probably going to have to pay you. Do you take cash or check?
Posted on 6/21/18 at 7:55 am to h0bnail
Depends on how he looks. If he's super fat and ugly I don't want to put my fiance through that. If he's some model with a huge dick I don't want to set her up for a lifetime of disappointment with me.
He would have to be an average dude with a small dick for me to even consider it. He'd have to have good hygiene as well, and obviously use a rubber. If those are demands are met I'd do it $500k.
He would have to be an average dude with a small dick for me to even consider it. He'd have to have good hygiene as well, and obviously use a rubber. If those are demands are met I'd do it $500k.
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