re: Well that took some balls…

Truck Nuts [OFF] On

My bullshitometer just exploded.

Good for her

I’m pretty sure I couldn’t pull some off but I’ve seen enough horses gelded to be dangerous with something sharp.

Latina women are a whole new level of crazy

And this my dudes is why I sleep on my stomach.

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Thinking maybe this one is as well.

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looks like it is

She should get life in prison

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gerbil’s up the arse

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Is this a real thing?



I blame eminem

Well, frick all of y’all for making me go down this gerbil hole……

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Some background: Gerbil stuffing is a sexual practice that straight teenage boys in general, and Howard Stern in particular, suspect gay men in general, and Richard Gere (who is not gay) in particular, of engaging in. It works like this: Hold a gerbil in your left hand. Using pliers with your right hand, rip off the gerbil’s lower jaw. With the blunt side of the pliers, knock out the teeth in its upper jaw. Pull all four of its legs off. Leave the tail. Set aside. Take a paper towel roll, grease it up, and insert it into your rectum. Tie a string to the gerbil’s tail. Nudge the gerbil into the outside end of the paper towel roll. If for no other reason than to get away from the person who knocked its teeth out, the gerbil leglessly scampers up the wet paper towel roll. When the gerbil drops into the anal cavity, remove the wet paper towel roll, leaving the string you’ve tied to the gerbil’s tail hanging out of your arse. The gerbil, now trapped inside your anal cavity, thrashes around, desperate for air. It is this thrashing that provides pleasurable sensations. Once the gerbil is dead, remove it by pulling on the string. Repeat.

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What in the actual frick is this shite??




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