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re: Well, its close to Valentine's..tell a story of how a girl in school wronged you
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:26 pm to LSU Tiger Bob
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:26 pm to LSU Tiger Bob
Took the homecoming queen to prom. Turns out she was dating a guy who got booted from our school. She rode home with him after he drank beer in the parking lot the whole time. Then I ran into my best friend's car leaving the dance. Good times.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:35 pm to fareplay
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pretty much this. was kissing, got to the bed, i take my pants off and then said no
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fareplay
It's called foreplay, and you apparently are doing it wrong
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:38 pm to OceanMan
She forgot to let me know she was a lesbian.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:51 pm to fareplay
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Why can't you type it like this the first time
because i'm a lazy frick
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:06 pm to Sun God
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Took the homecoming queen to prom. Turns out she was dating a guy who got booted from our school. She rode home with him after he drank beer in the parking lot the whole time. Then I ran into my best friend's car leaving the dance. Good times.
Something similar happened to me. It was my senior year and I asked this girl from another school to go to prom. When we got to the prom party all the guys I went to school with were asking me "who is that? She is hot, is she single".. I guess this was not the best thing to do, but I sort of got wrapped up talking with some people and kind of left her for several minutes, at a party, she didn't really know anyone. About an hour later I realized I hadn't seen her in awhile.. She went off with some dude I knew... The following week I found out they started "talking" then dated for awhile.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:23 pm to OweO
should have at least gave you a joint and a penthouse/hustler.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:26 pm to SEClint
Didn't get me a valentine in the 3rd grade.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:31 pm to biglego
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She fricked my cousin
Sisters... what are you going to do.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:41 pm to SEClint
I was NEVER invited to a Sadie Hawkins dance
Baseball God
Voted most outgoing
Flat out handsome
9% body fat
Stepdad's baller $$$
Wasn't the "smelly kid"
To this day I still don't get it...
joke is on them tho, during senior trip I had a few try to hook up with me, so i blew them off and started slamming some beautiful Cali chicks I met
Don't start no shite, won't be no shite
frick em
Baseball God
Voted most outgoing
Flat out handsome
9% body fat
Stepdad's baller $$$
Wasn't the "smelly kid"
To this day I still don't get it...
joke is on them tho, during senior trip I had a few try to hook up with me, so i blew them off and started slamming some beautiful Cali chicks I met
Don't start no shite, won't be no shite
frick em
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:45 pm to SEClint
I had a date for homecoming that told me she was really sick. I took her home and made sure she was OK. A couple of house later I see her dancing with some local rich kid. She has the gall to ask me to meet her at her house so she could explain.
When she got home I was railing her 14 year old cousin in her bed. Sweet revenge
When she got home I was railing her 14 year old cousin in her bed. Sweet revenge
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:45 pm to SEClint
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:48 pm to The Baker
I told this before. I was a chick's last penis before going full gay. She told all my friends I meant well but lacked the equipment. They all figured it was my little dick she meant. Made fun of me for... Well it's been 20 years exactly since I fricked her and dropped her off at Miller dorm. frick.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 4:49 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:49 pm to Bluefin
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Bluefin
I had a similar experience in middle school. Feel your pain man.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:50 pm to mikelbr
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I told this before. I was a chick's last penis before going full gay
its ok to come out of the closet, mike.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 4:51 pm
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:51 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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I was NEVER invited to a Sadie Hawkins dance
Baseball God
Voted most outgoing
Flat out handsome
9% body fat
Stepdad's baller $$$
Wasn't the "smelly kid"
To this day I still don't get it...
joke is on them tho, during senior trip I had a few try to hook up with me, so i blew them off and started slamming some beautiful Cali chicks I met
Don't start no shite, won't be no shite
frick em
this was a very sad post.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:53 pm to CAD703X
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this was a very sad post.
Twas a sad time, my baw
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:53 pm to SEClint
She stuck a finger in my arse...........without cutting her nails.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:54 pm to SEClint
She made me tap out in 2 seconds, when I was trying to prove a point by lasting for 10.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:56 pm to The Baker
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Girl left me for another girl
My family makes fun of me bc one of my HS GF is now gay.
I'm thinking I mustve been doing something right if a gay girl stayed straight for a year.
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:02 pm to Tigeralum2008
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm
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