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re: Well, its close to Valentine's..tell a story of how a girl in school wronged you

Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:26 pm to
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49867 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:26 pm to
Took the homecoming queen to prom. Turns out she was dating a guy who got booted from our school. She rode home with him after he drank beer in the parking lot the whole time. Then I ran into my best friend's car leaving the dance. Good times.
Posted by OceanMan
Member since Mar 2010
22672 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

pretty much this. was kissing, got to the bed, i take my pants off and then said no


quote:

fareplay


It's called foreplay, and you apparently are doing it wrong
Posted by Michael T. Tiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2004
8797 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:38 pm to
She forgot to let me know she was a lesbian.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91271 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 3:51 pm to
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Why can't you type it like this the first time

because i'm a lazy frick
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120032 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:06 pm to
quote:

Took the homecoming queen to prom. Turns out she was dating a guy who got booted from our school. She rode home with him after he drank beer in the parking lot the whole time. Then I ran into my best friend's car leaving the dance. Good times.



Something similar happened to me. It was my senior year and I asked this girl from another school to go to prom. When we got to the prom party all the guys I went to school with were asking me "who is that? She is hot, is she single".. I guess this was not the best thing to do, but I sort of got wrapped up talking with some people and kind of left her for several minutes, at a party, she didn't really know anyone. About an hour later I realized I hadn't seen her in awhile.. She went off with some dude I knew... The following week I found out they started "talking" then dated for awhile.
Posted by SEClint
New Orleans, LA/Portland, OR
Member since Nov 2006
49476 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:23 pm to
should have at least gave you a joint and a penthouse/hustler.
Posted by LSUAlum2001
Stavro Mueller Beta
Member since Aug 2003
48121 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:26 pm to
Didn't get me a valentine in the 3rd grade.
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5744 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:31 pm to
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She fricked my cousin


Sisters... what are you going to do.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15743 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:41 pm to
I was NEVER invited to a Sadie Hawkins dance

Baseball God
Voted most outgoing
Flat out handsome
9% body fat
Stepdad's baller $$$
Wasn't the "smelly kid"


To this day I still don't get it...

joke is on them tho, during senior trip I had a few try to hook up with me, so i blew them off and started slamming some beautiful Cali chicks I met

Don't start no shite, won't be no shite
frick em
Posted by TGFN57
Telluride
Member since Jan 2010
6975 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:45 pm to
I had a date for homecoming that told me she was really sick. I took her home and made sure she was OK. A couple of house later I see her dancing with some local rich kid. She has the gall to ask me to meet her at her house so she could explain.
When she got home I was railing her 14 year old cousin in her bed. Sweet revenge
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
18985 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:45 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm
Posted by mikelbr
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
48994 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:48 pm to
I told this before. I was a chick's last penis before going full gay. She told all my friends I meant well but lacked the equipment. They all figured it was my little dick she meant. Made fun of me for... Well it's been 20 years exactly since I fricked her and dropped her off at Miller dorm. frick.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 4:49 pm
Posted by burdman
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2007
22622 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:49 pm to
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Bluefin


I had a similar experience in middle school. Feel your pain man.
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91271 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:50 pm to
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I told this before. I was a chick's last penis before going full gay


its ok to come out of the closet, mike.
This post was edited on 2/3/17 at 4:51 pm
Posted by CAD703X
Liberty Island
Member since Jul 2008
91271 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

I was NEVER invited to a Sadie Hawkins dance

Baseball God
Voted most outgoing
Flat out handsome
9% body fat
Stepdad's baller $$$
Wasn't the "smelly kid"


To this day I still don't get it...

joke is on them tho, during senior trip I had a few try to hook up with me, so i blew them off and started slamming some beautiful Cali chicks I met

Don't start no shite, won't be no shite
frick em

this was a very sad post.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
15743 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:53 pm to
quote:

this was a very sad post.



Twas a sad time, my baw
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:53 pm to
She stuck a finger in my arse...........without cutting her nails.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18813 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:54 pm to
She made me tap out in 2 seconds, when I was trying to prove a point by lasting for 10.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17617 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 4:56 pm to
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Girl left me for another girl


My family makes fun of me bc one of my HS GF is now gay.

I'm thinking I mustve been doing something right if a gay girl stayed straight for a year.

Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
18985 posts
Posted on 2/3/17 at 5:02 pm to
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This post was edited on 1/10/21 at 8:20 pm
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