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Well Boys looks like the invasion has begun up north

Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:02 am
Posted by FLObserver
Jacksonville
Member since Nov 2005
16539 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:02 am
What type of advice would you like to give the northerners on how to deal with their new tenants?


I'll go first, the pic pretty much gives the angle at which most will be viewed in the wild but also remind them their yard will never look the same if a few decide to visit in the middle of the night. Any other advice they could use to prepare for these invaders?
Posted by Bama and Beer
Daphne, AL
Member since Oct 2010
86049 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:04 am to
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Any other advice they could use to prepare for these invaders?
Ruger 10/22 and a suppressor
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
4236 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:04 am to
Learn to make a roux.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
41665 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:11 am to
Would not recommend on a half shell.
Posted by TuckyTiger
Central Ky
Member since Nov 2016
552 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 5:32 am to
Seeing them more and more on the shoulder of the highway dead, here in central Ky. They followed me up here when I moved lol
Posted by Shanegolang
Denham Springs, La
Member since Sep 2015
5229 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:04 am to
They are 10 points if you get them on the highway! Do you baws even road kill?
Posted by TaderSalad
mudbug territory
Member since Jul 2014
26920 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:38 am to
Well, looks like they killed the one I had to relocate away from SELA to get him to leave me alone.
Posted by MBclass83
Member since Oct 2010
10536 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:42 am to
Reminder to not touch the carcass of dead ones due to the microorganisms that cause leprosy live in the animal. Micobacterium Leprae.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77198 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:50 am to
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Reminder to not touch the carcass of dead ones due to the microorganisms that cause leprosy live in the animal. Micobacterium Leprae.
Side note as I recently saw vultures dining on a armadildo carcass, the Google claims that vultures’ stomach acid pH is near 0 to allow them to neutralize bad bacteria in rotting meat and safely digest it.

Hope this aside goes well with whatever you have on the menu.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 6:51 am
Posted by dallastiger55
Jennings, LA
Member since Jan 2010
35723 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:55 am to
They are building a new neighborhood next to mine and we walk by it everyday with my dog

They tore down a bunch of trees so I see everything. The other day I had an armadillo just walk in the bushes next to us for a few hundred yards. Didn’t phase him one bit. It was 2pm and about 95 degrees
Posted by AwgustaDawg
CSRA
Member since Jan 2023
15529 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:58 am to
Alligators ain't far behind. One was killed recently on the south end of Clarks Hill Lake just north of Augusta, Georgia. They are very common now just below the last lock and dam on the Savannah River and getting more common above that lock and dam (lock isn't functional). Generally speaking in this part of Georgia they were almost always transplants north of I-20 with some exceptions just west of Augusta but that area and the area just to the south and west now has a bunch of the damned things. I used to hunt ducks about 10 miles south of the last lock and dam and almost never saw one....I would not hunt a dog in that area now. They are also moving north.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39318 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 6:58 am to
Only one gender carries the leprosy…
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
12037 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:04 am to
Armadillos are pretty fascinating creatures.

They are born as perfect quadruplets. For this reason they’re very valuable to science and can be studied for things like environmental impacts, differences in diet and a host of other things while accounting cleanly for genetic effects.

Gentle creatures, they’re also blind as a bat and the reason they’re more susceptible to road hazards and wondering where they shouldn’t with a depressed flight instinct (people’s yards).

They originally contracted the bacteria that causes leprosy from humans 400 to 500 years ago. While still present in the 9-banded variety, it’s a minority of individuals and transmission to humans is extremely rare, and much more easily treated than the old days if it occurs. However, it’s not recommended to keep them as pets, handle them without proper care, or put on the menu.

It’s best for you and these “mini dinos” to safely remove them off into the wild or call animal control.
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 7:47 am
Posted by Trip Savage
United States of America
Member since Sep 2026
123 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:07 am to
I would just like to state for the record that those critters are very much formally known as armadillers and not the spanish pronounciation and again thank you for your attention to this matter
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
77198 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:07 am to
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Only one gender carries the leprosy…
I’m not eating (or in any way otherwise interacting with) either gender of those critters.

AI disagrees with you:

Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
39318 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:19 am to
Well, the doctors at Carville Hospital lied to us when we used to sell them the creatures. They’d only pay for one of the sexes
This post was edited on 9/15/26 at 8:03 am
Posted by bamacoullion
Fayette, Alabama
Member since Oct 2008
2768 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:30 am to
Is that way,way up north? Like Monroe?
Posted by Rex Feral
Somewhere near Athens
Member since Jan 2014
17586 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:34 am to
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Any other advice they could use to prepare for these invaders?


The scream when you shoot them. It's kind of creepy.
Posted by Hangover Haven
Metry
Member since Oct 2013
35578 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:35 am to
They make a nice crunching sound when a Silverado passes over them...
Posted by X123F45
Dictated not Read
Member since Apr 2015
30457 posts
Posted on 9/15/26 at 7:54 am to
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Any other advice they could use to prepare for these invaders?


Don't use anything but a .22

A single .22 is more deadly to them than 10 .45 rounds
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