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re: We need a joke today.

Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:15 pm to
Posted by Sao
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Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:15 pm to
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:16 pm to
What do you call a group of former professional football players who turned into uncaring stock brokers?





The Callous DOW-boys
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:18 pm to
quote:

don't get it.


“I’ll be Chopin”
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119222 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:18 pm to
For my downvoters, he didn't ask for a good joke, just a joke.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13905 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:21 pm to
so what’s the catch? Dumb fkn joke imo.
Posted by Z Cavaricci
Member since Jun 2020
1021 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:24 pm to
My wife(no pics) has the body of a sixteen year old school girl.




She keeps it in the freezer.
This post was edited on 3/10/22 at 7:44 pm
Posted by GeauxGoose
Nonya
Member since Dec 2006
2516 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

don't get it.
I'll be back, but he says it like I'll be bach...get it?
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
4920 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:32 pm to
Damn Biden just got rushed to a gastroenterologist!!!





He couldn’t stop Putin.
Posted by White Bear
Yonnygo
Member since Jul 2014
13905 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:40 pm to
quote:

I'll be back, but he says it like I'll be bach...get it?
oh.

Posted by Nicky Parrish
Member since Apr 2016
7098 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:04 pm to
80 year old wife enters the bedroom wearing only a robe. She throws it open over her shoulders and yells "SUPER PUSSY" to her husband sitting in bed. He looks up and says Oy, I'll have the soup.
Posted by kciDAtaE
Member since Apr 2017
15766 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:12 pm to
Two old men standing on the corner waiting to cross the street and a dog walks up and starts licking his balls.

One guy looks and says, “I wish I could do that.”

The other guys says, “nah, I’d rather just pet him”.
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59673 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:14 pm to
Old lady was telling me the other day I need to get more in touch with my feminine side




So I crashed the car
Posted by Pisco
Mayfield, Kentucky
Member since Dec 2019
3776 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:28 pm to
If a midget walks up to a woman and says her hair smells nice…
Does that count as sexual harassment?
Posted by Tigahs24Seven
Communist USA
Member since Nov 2007
12135 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:38 pm to
Did you hear that Biden had to go to the hospital for gastrointestinal issues......

He
Couldnt
Stop
Putin...

Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
113964 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

We need a joke today


Pull down your pants and look down..
Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64051 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:01 pm to
quote:

I'll be back, but he says it like I'll be bach...get it?


Ok I get it now.

Hilarious!!!

Posted by deeprig9
Unincorporated Ozora, Georgia
Member since Sep 2012
64051 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:03 pm to
Two gentile friends walk up to each other on the street, one says to the other "How's business?" The guy says "Business is great"
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24586 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:04 pm to
Geeze you and Tigarhs need to read the thread before posting. You just might keep yourselves from duplicating something.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
30263 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:07 pm to
quote:

Chopin vs Chopper? I don't get it.


No, but you’re on the right track.

Hint: Metal Band Skid Row
Posted by Bullfrog
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Member since Jul 2010
56268 posts
Posted on 3/10/22 at 8:11 pm to
I have a friend from Prague who I play chess with.


He is my Czech mate
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