- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
We need a joke today.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:40 pm
Stallone: I'm making a movie about composers. I'm playing Beethoven.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
Van Damme: I'll be Mozart.
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
48
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:42 pm to LSUFanHouston
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
He was outstanding in his field.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:42 pm to LSUFanHouston
Not bad
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:43 pm to LSUFanHouston
What was the Romanov family’s favorite coffee?
Tsarbucks
Tsarbucks
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:44 pm to LSUFanHouston
How did the Emperor Diocletian cut the Roman Empire in half?
With a pair of Caesars
With a pair of Caesars
This post was edited on 3/10/22 at 5:48 pm
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:51 pm to LSUFanHouston
What do you call an anti war fish?
A paci-fish
A paci-fish
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:51 pm to LSUFanHouston
I laughed 
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:52 pm to LSUFanHouston
Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Because it was dead.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:54 pm to LSUFanHouston
Why did the nurse have dirty/ red knees
Because she was the head nurse
Because she was the head nurse
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:55 pm to LSUFanHouston
That an alzheimers patient is pres and a gunker is VP.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 5:59 pm to LSUFanHouston
Knock Knock
Who's there
The SS
The SS who
We ask the questions here!!
Who's there
The SS
The SS who
We ask the questions here!!
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:01 pm to LSUFanHouston
When I was a boy I was visiting my grandparents and a preacher knocked on the door. I went and told my grandfather and he told me
If it's the Presbyterian preacher hide the chicken
If it's the Methodist preacher hide the alcohol
And if was that damn Baptist preacher sit on grandma's lap until I get there
If it's the Presbyterian preacher hide the chicken
If it's the Methodist preacher hide the alcohol
And if was that damn Baptist preacher sit on grandma's lap until I get there
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:05 pm to alajones
Why did Billy The Kid burn down Dodge City?
He wanted to be the toast of the town.
He wanted to be the toast of the town.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:05 pm to LSUFanHouston
What do you call a factory that makes just ok products?
Satisfactory
Satisfactory
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:07 pm to LSUFanHouston
Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?
She was a little horse.
She was a little horse.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:10 pm to LSUFanHouston
quote:
We need a joke today.
Look in your pants.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:13 pm to tigerbutt
What do you call a blind Gynecologist?
A lip reader.
A lip reader.
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:13 pm to LSUFanHouston
What’s green and smells like pork?
Kermit’s finger
Kermit’s finger
Posted on 3/10/22 at 6:14 pm to LSUFanHouston
quote:
Schwarzenegger: Stop it guys, I'm not saying it.
Chopin vs Chopper? I don't get it.
Page 1 of 5
Popular
Back to top
Follow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News