We have a ‘Do not call’ list, why not a ‘Do Not Junk Mail’ list?

frick yes.

I hate coupon newspapers worse than robo calls.

You want more mail?

Because I get more dumb phone calls now than when the do not call list didnt exist. And now I get it from numbers I know.

Id hate to have go beat my friends arse because he got spoofed and filled my mail box with crap.

Because junk mail is what keeps the USPS afloat.

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I hate coupon newspapers worse than robo calls.

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Weird flex, but okay.

do not call list is just as useful as the do not junk mail list

You mean this? FTC Website

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In addition, DMAchoice online offers registration for DMA's eMail Preference Service (reduce your unsolicited commercial email);

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because USPS (the government) makes a lot of money off of delivering junk mail, that's why

-- You want to look for "Business Reply Mail" envelopes, which are provided by many companies who want information back from you. These make perfect targets because the amount of money charged to the company depends on 2 main things, Weight and routing code.

Well, business reply mail is supposed to only contain one sheet of paper... If it is over a certain weight, the company is charged extra by the post office. I like to use shredded paper (thank you staples) from my paper shredder. It is lightweight, but you can pack lots into the envelope. After you put in a nice little note saying that the company can "STOP SENDING ME THESE FU**ING LETTERS", pack as much shredded paper into the envelope as you can. Then, duct tape the envelope closed (packing tape also works, but it is lighter.

--the routing code is what tells the post office where the letter is supposed to go (for machine sorting). If BRM doesn't have this code, the company is charged more.

All you need to do is take a black magic marker to this code, and all of a sudden, they lose more money.

--Write nasty things about the company on the envelope (no obscenities :D) you may as well give the postal workers who have to hand sort your envelope a laugh.

Drop into a postal box, and your done.

I do this about once a month, saving up all of the business reply mail envelopes and shredded papers

Just use it to start your patio firepit fires. I love sitting out back watching a fire & having my drink + smoke a few nights a week/weekends.