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We aren't supposed to do this? Teacher Edition
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:10 am
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:10 am
The teacher:
The link to the story.
The TL;DR:
--Teacher gets baked up on meth, strips down in class in front of her students, bites two students.
The notable quotes from the story:
Happy Thursday!
The link to the story.
The TL;DR:
--Teacher gets baked up on meth, strips down in class in front of her students, bites two students.
The notable quotes from the story:
quote:
The Olympia Chief of Police released a statement saying,
quote:
“I know this is bad. Teachers trying to eat their students while on meth is bad.” He continued saying, “but nobody died. Can’t we call that a win?”
One teacher described teaching the kids as “a [blanking] nightmare”. Another said, “I have struggled with alcoholism for the last six years. But, the bottle keeps me from calling every parent that calls my office a bottom dwelling sewer monster with bad genes.”
Happy Thursday!
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:11 am to Bard
The quote from the cop has to be fake
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:12 am to Bard
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bites two students.
yeah, i'd be worried about the diseases running through her body getting into these kids.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:13 am to Bard
Bad arse kids driving these teachers to the edge.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:13 am to Bard
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eacher gets baked up on meth, strips down in class in front of her students, bites two students.
Years ago, we had to fire a teacher when she arrived late high as a MFer, brought her English class outside and had them write poems on the school's sidewalks, all while she wildly ran around collecting dandelions.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 am to Bard
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Another said, “I have struggled with alcoholism for the last six years. But, the bottle keeps me from calling every parent that calls my office a bottom dwelling sewer monster with bad genes.”
Wow! I guess my job isn't that bad.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 am to Cosmo
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Related post:
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Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 am to Bard
Fake, but funny.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:14 am to Bard
quote:
the bottle keeps me from calling every parent that calls my office a bottom dwelling sewer monster with bad genes.”
Olympia sounds like a great place.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:15 am to Bard
Has to be fake.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:16 am to Tigeralum2008
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Years ago, we had to fire a teacher when she arrived late high as a MFer, brought her English class outside and had them write poems on the school's sidewalks, all while she wildly ran around collecting dandelions.
Where were those teachers when I was in high school?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:16 am to Bard
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:17 am to Scruffy
it's a sad day when you see a story like this and have to question whether it's real or not.
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:17 am to Bard
Not a legit teacher story unless Tigerbait357 posts it....
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:17 am to Bard
Math teacher or meth teacher?
Posted on 1/17/19 at 10:20 am to Landmass
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Snopes says this didn't happen.
Yah, caught that after posting. To kind of echo what Morbid posted, it's sad that we're in such a place where the story is actually believable.
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