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re: We are nearing peak insanity

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Posted by danilo
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Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 2:56 pm
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8117 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:55 pm to
Wherever he may roam
Posted by Crawdaddy
Slidell. The jewel of Louisiana
Member since Sep 2006
19098 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
The contents of this article are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, and satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
Posted by Packer
IE, California
Member since May 2017
8686 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
quote:

The contents of this article are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, and satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.


So the story isn't sad but true? He wasn't Kim's type anyways, she prefers to fade to black
Posted by GREENHEAD22
Member since Nov 2009
20525 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:56 pm to
This is from the Bee right? James don't do it, for the love of everything don't do it. She is the definition of a succubus, spreading her infections far and wide.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3254 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 2:59 pm to
He must have a BWC
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104268 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:01 pm to
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The contents of this article are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, and satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.


The best satire is indistinguishable from fact.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
22840 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:02 pm to
Well, at least the board isn't getting spammed with Babylon Bee all day anymore, I guess.
Posted by redstick13
Lower Saxony
Member since Feb 2007
40399 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:05 pm to
quote:

Well thats the end of Metallica


They ended 20 years ago. Too bad this isn't real. It could actually revive them.
This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 3:06 pm
Posted by mattz1122
Member since Oct 2007
55582 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:06 pm to
This board is so gullible.
Posted by monsterballads
Gulf of America
Member since Jun 2013
31148 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:07 pm to
dang, a satire site fooled you
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20437 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:14 pm to
Papa Het has been happily married for decades now.
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
20437 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:15 pm to
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They ended 20 years ago. Too bad this isn't real. It could actually revive them.


Hardwired is a great album. You should give them another try. Their live show in Birmingham a few years back was excellent.
Posted by Tiger in the Sticks
Back in the Boot
Member since Jan 2007
1739 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:21 pm to
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“We already recorded a duet together of that song by James Taylor and Carly Simon. You know, mock yeah, ing yeah, mockingbird. It’s going to be epic. I can’t wait to tell Lars the good news, He is going to love Kim as I do

Posted by Boondock Saint
The Boondocks
Member since Oct 2005
4824 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:28 pm to
Posted by Koach K
Member since Nov 2016
4801 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:29 pm to
It’s just part of some joint marketing agreement were it not on a fake website.

This post was edited on 8/31/22 at 9:44 pm
Posted by NEWMANIUM
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
158 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:36 pm to
Spit Out The Bone and Halo On Fire are great songs. Metallica performed SOTB at the show I went to in Little Rock.

All Nightmare Long was the highlight of the night from Voodoo Fest in 2012.

Metallica still has it.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3916 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:39 pm to
The Politics board just said "Hold my beer".
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5842 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:41 pm to
Wow. Next time Metallica comes on the radio I will turn it off.
Posted by jcaz
Laffy
Member since Aug 2014
18762 posts
Posted on 8/31/22 at 3:43 pm to
I am so glad this is satire. Papa Het is smarter than this.
Whew!
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