Started By
Message

Water Ionizer-The Kangen® 8

Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:48 am
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:48 am
Posted by O
Mandeville
Member since Oct 2011
6463 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:50 am to
Give me the $5k and I'll save us all some time and kick you in the dick.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
10882 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:51 am to
quote:

Give me the $5k and I'll save us all some time and kick you in the dick.



Bravo!
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
18289 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:52 am to
That's all bullshite just drink some water from the faucet
Posted by tgrbaitn08
Member since Dec 2007
146214 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:53 am to
quote:

Give me the $5k and I'll save us all some time and kick you in the dick.




Thats the answer I was looking for..thanks. My day will only go downhill from here
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9648 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:56 am to
quote:

it cleans my windows BETTER than windex which was my first shocker, even the grease my kids leave smeared everywhere, it cuts right through it! I’m still learning but I think that’s the “strong kangan water”

i’ve also got the little spray bottle for the beauty water and i gotta say i’m surprised again! i used to use a toner which apparently was toxic for my skin, but this beauty water does it so much better! Plus i can use it more frequently just spritz a little on here and there as i go about my day. my complexion has totally improved and i can hardly believe it

Then the drinking water “9.5” they call it. I was very skeptical at first but i am finding that my family is ASKING for water now! I feel it too, never drank so much water in my life! Maybe it’s just because i spent so much buying this machine... but i dunno, i’ve never felt so thirsty or realized i was so thirsty! Is it the water? Too early to tell i guess we’ve been on it for just 2+ months.


I just bought 3
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
25672 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 6:58 am to
I don't see how this is anything more than snake oil. Even if you get pure H2O to dissociate it will return to H2O extremely quickly. The amount you could keep as ions at any given time would have to be in the very low PPB. It would seem if you think ions are good for you in drinking water then mineral ions would make more sense. Even then what happens to them when they hit the HCl in your stomach?
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
72598 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:06 am to
Does it do anything to improve personal integrity?
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57494 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:22 am to
quote:

featuring 8 platinum-dipped titanium plates for improved water ionization and increased antioxidant production potential.


Ah yes, everyone knows that anything under 6 platinum dipped titanium plates isn’t going to get the job done
Posted by Schmelly
Member since Jan 2014
14489 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:27 am to
Guy that worked for me used to try to sell this shite. Don’t be duped. It’s silly bullshite
Posted by Jake88
Member since Apr 2005
68307 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:27 am to
quote:

I had never heard of a “water ionizer” before when I stumbled into this! After talking to Michael (a distributor?) he really helped me understand the benefits of such a device... i have to say I was stunned! I mean HOW can WATER do all of this?!!
Fake review or true rube?
Posted by cable
Member since Oct 2018
9648 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:29 am to
I think I dated this chick
Posted by OU812ME2
Earth
Member since Jun 2021
818 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:30 am to
My brother sold Kangen machines for a little while. He's been one who is always looking for a side hustle. For like 4 yrs I had to just pause him for 30 days on facebook because everything was about that stupid water.

He tried to sell one of those to each family member. After I sat through his demonstrations I just looked at him like he was an idiot and said... I'm not buying a 5k magical water machine to get rid of a $2 bottle of windex. And that was that. My parents pity bought one and never used it. Literally never used. The things parents do for their son's self esteem.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
65721 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:30 am to
Got
Damn
Cobra
Kangen 8
Me
Baybee

PS: Aren’t you supposed to be on Selfbanned Island?
Posted by TigerTatorTots
The Safeshore
Member since Jul 2009
80781 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:52 am to
Ioning water is the 21st century snake oil
Posted by GeauxDoc
Highland Road
Member since Sep 2010
2544 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:54 am to
Snake oil. Don't be a sucker.
Posted by iron banks
Destrehan
Member since Jul 2014
3754 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 7:58 am to
Literally have had to fend off several different people pushing this miracle. If you want a water ionizer you can get one for under a grand BTW. Anything sold on that ponzi schematic is suspect at the very least.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
22072 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:19 am to
Will it bring Saban back to LSU?
Posted by crap4brain
Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
2501 posts
Posted on 11/17/21 at 8:39 am to
quote:

Kangen 8


I recommend the Tanden 8.

Posted by Blutarsky
112th Congress
Member since Jan 2004
9651 posts
Posted on 11/18/21 at 5:35 pm to
I compare it to how we use sacrificial anodes and active injection systems in cathodic protection systems

If some own a boat, they may have a sacrificial anode near the prop to attract the oxidizers to it so the prop isn’t destroyed by oxidation. They also use this type of passive/active systems underground to protect pipes.

The negatively charged water from these Kangen style machines is the fuel to neutralize free radicals and oxidizers in the body. Normally these free radicals and oxidizers steal electrons from healthy cells, damaging them. The negatively charged water gives up the electrons freely, thereby protecting the cells from free radicals damage.
first pageprev pagePage 1 of 2Next pagelast page

Back to top
logoFollow TigerDroppings for LSU Football News
Follow us on Twitter, Facebook and Instagram to get the latest updates on LSU Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitterInstagram