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Posted on 3/17/21 at 3:09 pm to RedRifle
at least 1 person on this board doesn't enjoy playing with tits.
Someone got the ghey
Someone got the ghey
Posted on 3/17/21 at 4:04 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
at least 1 person on this board doesn't enjoy playing with tits.
Someone got the ghey
Could be a chick, but most of them like playing with tits too.
Posted on 3/17/21 at 4:08 pm to RedRifle
We played the shite out of that vibrating football field and players . can't recall the name
Posted on 3/17/21 at 4:16 pm to MBclass83
Some of my favorites from my childhood...
Posted on 3/17/21 at 4:28 pm to RedRifle
My mother still has the Fisher Price garage that we played with. Once when my brother was sick in bed he used the garage and it's crank that rang a bell to call my mother for Sprite and popsicles. 
Posted on 3/17/21 at 4:58 pm to RedRifle
Not the greatest toy but involved in the greatest asswhuppin’ I got for lying.
My sister (no pics) got a Gumby & a Pokey for her birthday, probably April of ‘66.
While she was eating her Birthday Dinner out with the parents, 5 year-old me was home and playing the frick out of the two figures. Gumby gets over-flexed by hyperactive me and the internal support wire erupts through his rubbery arm.
In a panic, I toss the broken bastard underneath the Birthday girl’s bed and prepare for the worst.
Sister gets home, there’s Pokey right where she left him but no Gumby (dammit). She complains, Dad asks me if I’ve seen Gumby. Denial at the moment seemed like the right strategy.
Turns out it was not.
About bedtime, the corpse of Gumby is located and I was pretty sure that I was going to meet him in the hereafter.
Not
Good
tl/dr: frick a cheapass goddam Gumby, dammit!
My sister (no pics) got a Gumby & a Pokey for her birthday, probably April of ‘66.
While she was eating her Birthday Dinner out with the parents, 5 year-old me was home and playing the frick out of the two figures. Gumby gets over-flexed by hyperactive me and the internal support wire erupts through his rubbery arm.
In a panic, I toss the broken bastard underneath the Birthday girl’s bed and prepare for the worst.
Sister gets home, there’s Pokey right where she left him but no Gumby (dammit). She complains, Dad asks me if I’ve seen Gumby. Denial at the moment seemed like the right strategy.
Turns out it was not.
About bedtime, the corpse of Gumby is located and I was pretty sure that I was going to meet him in the hereafter.
Not
Good
tl/dr: frick a cheapass goddam Gumby, dammit!
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:03 pm to RedRifle
I honestly believe this is still in my mother's attic. I know my Super Jocks and the vibrating electronic football game all are. Used to love the Super Jock Super Toe field goal kicker
Wonder if antiquetiger wants them
Wonder if antiquetiger wants them
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:13 pm to MeridianDog
quote:
MeridianDog
dating ourselves...
but yes...
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:28 pm to RedRifle
Jonny 7 one man army (7 weapons in one) - best selling boy's toy in 1964


Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:32 pm to chinhoyang
Etch a sketch
Slinky
Hot Wheels
Slinky
Hot Wheels
This post was edited on 3/17/21 at 5:33 pm
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:34 pm to chinhoyang
quote:
Jonny 7 one man army (7 weapons in one) - best selling boy's toy in 1964
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! A thousand times yes!!!
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:45 pm to RedRifle
No. I don’t even know what that toy is
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:46 pm to Enadious
quote:
Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!! A thousand times yes!!!
Mom was trying one out before Christmas at the Toyland at Kaneohe MCAS. She accidentally fired the antitank rocket which hit some Marine Sgt. who was in the store. Mom was mortified, the Sgt. was amused.
Jonny 7 Ad
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:47 pm to MorbidTheClown
quote:
tits
Tits are like gin martinis: one is not enough, two is alright, three is too many, and four is a party.
Posted on 3/17/21 at 5:49 pm to OMLandshark
Secret Sam was pretty good too


Posted on 3/17/21 at 6:06 pm to HECM62
Rode a million miles
We got busted for riding our bikes down the middle of the runway of Hawkins field - the old Jackson Airport, when either most or all of the airlines were still using DC4 prop planes in and out of Jackson. Thought for a few minutes we were going to do hard time ("I ought to call your parents") because the guy was really mad, then he let us go, after we showed him the opening in the fence we snuck through.
I could have been a big time criminal because of my bike. Oh well....
I never had one that fancy, but they were really big time popular when they came onto the bike market.
We got busted for riding our bikes down the middle of the runway of Hawkins field - the old Jackson Airport, when either most or all of the airlines were still using DC4 prop planes in and out of Jackson. Thought for a few minutes we were going to do hard time ("I ought to call your parents") because the guy was really mad, then he let us go, after we showed him the opening in the fence we snuck through.
I could have been a big time criminal because of my bike. Oh well....
I never had one that fancy, but they were really big time popular when they came onto the bike market.
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