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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:35 am to TheInvisibleMan
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:35 am to TheInvisibleMan
bruh.....
youdve been way better off just asking for a pussy sample. but not over EMAIL good god
after shes done complaining about relationships over a couple beers u just go "well if u ever wanna break me off some lemme know haha" boom ur shite is getting gripped. wetly.
alternatively, if youre as huge a dork as you would have us believe, why not earnestly try and date her instead of this weird contract. you holding out for sofia vergara?
youdve been way better off just asking for a pussy sample. but not over EMAIL good god
after shes done complaining about relationships over a couple beers u just go "well if u ever wanna break me off some lemme know haha" boom ur shite is getting gripped. wetly.
alternatively, if youre as huge a dork as you would have us believe, why not earnestly try and date her instead of this weird contract. you holding out for sofia vergara?
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 10:42 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:37 am to TheInvisibleMan
Look at your username man. Not to be to harsh but you obviously don’t think much of yourself so in turn women don’t find you attractive. It’s all about confidence. I do agree with your ex friend. You pulled a douche move.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:39 am to TheInvisibleMan
post screenshots of the emails
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:43 am to TheInvisibleMan
I read the entire op. Thanks for that. Was great. Would read again.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:44 am to TheInvisibleMan
Jesus this is so cringe I’m actually uncomfortable reading this
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:46 am to TheInvisibleMan
quote:Nothing like touching a titty for the first time
I have been to a strip club 4 times now and I've realized how much I love physical contact with a woman.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:46 am to TheInvisibleMan
So to recap.
You insulted her a few times.
You compared her to a hooker and that she was beneath strippers. Nice
She already friend zoned you, which should have shut that email down before it started.
You tried to kiss her and she said she just wanted to be friends
That makes the email 10x worse
This is the most telling thing from scanning this thread. Why did you need to tell us that she couldn't lift as much as you? Well no fricking shite. Your insecurity is oozing here and you're anonymously talking to a bunch of dudes on a Sunday morning.
You insulted her a few times.
You compared her to a hooker and that she was beneath strippers. Nice
She already friend zoned you, which should have shut that email down before it started.
You tried to kiss her and she said she just wanted to be friends
That makes the email 10x worse
quote:
We ended up golfing together at times as well as working out together (though she couldn't lift heavier weights like I could
This is the most telling thing from scanning this thread. Why did you need to tell us that she couldn't lift as much as you? Well no fricking shite. Your insecurity is oozing here and you're anonymously talking to a bunch of dudes on a Sunday morning.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:51 am to TheInvisibleMan
This is a good weekend TD story. I will enjoy the responses. If this happened which I cannot believe it did yes you are wrong. Now the real question is if you have not already done this you may in fact be thinking about asking your friend this.
I say now that you have alerted us here on the ot that you should definitely try it and let us know how it goes.
No matter what any of us says there really is only one reason to find out.
FYI she is probably banging some guy for this purpose already that uses her for sex.
I say now that you have alerted us here on the ot that you should definitely try it and let us know how it goes.
No matter what any of us says there really is only one reason to find out.
FYI she is probably banging some guy for this purpose already that uses her for sex.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:52 am to TheInvisibleMan
If you’re not that experienced, what make you think this is a benefit for her?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:54 am to TheInvisibleMan
If that is legit you have the least amount of game of anyone I've ever seen or read about.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:55 am to TheInvisibleMan
Not reading this whole thread.
First page was mildly entertaining, but the whole thing has an OWE alter troll vibe.
6/10 Chris. Try harder.
First page was mildly entertaining, but the whole thing has an OWE alter troll vibe.
6/10 Chris. Try harder.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:55 am to Methuselah
quote:That is the inversion of “game”.
If that is legit you have the least amount of game of anyone I've ever seen or read about.
Anti-game
Takes effort.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:58 am to Deactived
quote:
quote:
We ended up golfing together at times as well as working out together (though she couldn't lift heavier weights like I could
This is the most telling thing from scanning this thread. Why did you need to tell us that she couldn't lift as much as you? Well no fricking shite. Your insecurity is oozing here and you're anonymously talking to a bunch of dudes on a Sunday morning.
This isn't insecurity, it's on-the-spectrum stuff (or more likely, trolling like you're on the spectrum).
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to TheInvisibleMan
I’m sure this is made up but you weren’t wrong for asking but you asked in the worst possible way ever. Who the frick communicates with email and you also insulted her
No wonder you never get laid bruh
No wonder you never get laid bruh
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to Pettifogger
Yea you're probably right. Wasn't really thinking that angle.
Just so out of left field to tell us that
Just so out of left field to tell us that

Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to El Segundo Guy
quote:
If it's not a troll, no you didn't do anything wrong.
Um, no, he did literally every single thing wrong, and he’s got his dick in his hand now to show for it.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:04 am to TheInvisibleMan
watch some jordan peterson videos about getting your value up. It's spring, get outside, excercise, join meetup groups to get exposure to people, or other hobbiest groups, church, volunteer. whatever you can reasonably enjoy that allows you to be around people so you take the edge off. you're too in your own head. do kegels for men if you have no stamina. Approach for straight vanilla sex before getting your kinks on. Don't say the quiet part out loud.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:06 am to TheInvisibleMan
This was so inept and creepy that I hope it is a fake story.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:06 am to TheInvisibleMan
Dup post
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:07 am
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