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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?

Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:35 am to
Posted by geauxjuice
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Member since Jan 2007
4235 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:35 am to
bruh.....

youdve been way better off just asking for a pussy sample. but not over EMAIL good god

after shes done complaining about relationships over a couple beers u just go "well if u ever wanna break me off some lemme know haha" boom ur shite is getting gripped. wetly.

alternatively, if youre as huge a dork as you would have us believe, why not earnestly try and date her instead of this weird contract. you holding out for sofia vergara?
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 10:42 am
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
20283 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:36 am to
Reddit copy pasta?
Posted by 2Dueces
Member since Dec 2018
317 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:37 am to
Look at your username man. Not to be to harsh but you obviously don’t think much of yourself so in turn women don’t find you attractive. It’s all about confidence. I do agree with your ex friend. You pulled a douche move.
Posted by DomincDecoco
of no fixed abode
Member since Oct 2018
11496 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:39 am to
post screenshots of the emails
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
Member since Sep 2006
61475 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:43 am to
I read the entire op. Thanks for that. Was great. Would read again.
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
Member since Apr 2008
29378 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:44 am to
Jesus this is so cringe I’m actually uncomfortable reading this
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
24025 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

I have been to a strip club 4 times now and I've realized how much I love physical contact with a woman.
Nothing like touching a titty for the first time
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:46 am to
So to recap.

You insulted her a few times.
You compared her to a hooker and that she was beneath strippers. Nice
She already friend zoned you, which should have shut that email down before it started.
You tried to kiss her and she said she just wanted to be friends
That makes the email 10x worse

quote:

We ended up golfing together at times as well as working out together (though she couldn't lift heavier weights like I could


This is the most telling thing from scanning this thread. Why did you need to tell us that she couldn't lift as much as you? Well no fricking shite. Your insecurity is oozing here and you're anonymously talking to a bunch of dudes on a Sunday morning.
Posted by Tvilletiger
PVB
Member since Oct 2015
5750 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:51 am to
This is a good weekend TD story. I will enjoy the responses. If this happened which I cannot believe it did yes you are wrong. Now the real question is if you have not already done this you may in fact be thinking about asking your friend this.
I say now that you have alerted us here on the ot that you should definitely try it and let us know how it goes.
No matter what any of us says there really is only one reason to find out.
FYI she is probably banging some guy for this purpose already that uses her for sex.
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11624 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:52 am to
If you’re not that experienced, what make you think this is a benefit for her?
Posted by Methuselah
On da Riva
Member since Jan 2005
23350 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:54 am to
If that is legit you have the least amount of game of anyone I've ever seen or read about.
Posted by The People
LSU Alumni
Member since Aug 2008
4366 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:55 am to
Not reading this whole thread.

First page was mildly entertaining, but the whole thing has an OWE alter troll vibe.

6/10 Chris. Try harder.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
75173 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:55 am to
quote:

If that is legit you have the least amount of game of anyone I've ever seen or read about.
That is the inversion of “game”.

Anti-game

Takes effort.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
83898 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 10:58 am to
quote:

quote:
We ended up golfing together at times as well as working out together (though she couldn't lift heavier weights like I could


This is the most telling thing from scanning this thread. Why did you need to tell us that she couldn't lift as much as you? Well no fricking shite. Your insecurity is oozing here and you're anonymously talking to a bunch of dudes on a Sunday morning.


This isn't insecurity, it's on-the-spectrum stuff (or more likely, trolling like you're on the spectrum).
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
37866 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to
I’m sure this is made up but you weren’t wrong for asking but you asked in the worst possible way ever. Who the frick communicates with email and you also insulted her

No wonder you never get laid bruh
Posted by LSU fan 246
Member since Oct 2005
90567 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to
Yea you're probably right. Wasn't really thinking that angle.

Just so out of left field to tell us that
Posted by KirbySmartass
Member since Jul 2020
2551 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:03 am to
quote:

If it's not a troll, no you didn't do anything wrong.


Um, no, he did literally every single thing wrong, and he’s got his dick in his hand now to show for it.
Posted by ironwood
Member since Aug 2021
312 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:04 am to
watch some jordan peterson videos about getting your value up. It's spring, get outside, excercise, join meetup groups to get exposure to people, or other hobbiest groups, church, volunteer. whatever you can reasonably enjoy that allows you to be around people so you take the edge off. you're too in your own head. do kegels for men if you have no stamina. Approach for straight vanilla sex before getting your kinks on. Don't say the quiet part out loud.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25100 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:06 am to
This was so inept and creepy that I hope it is a fake story.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
25100 posts
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:06 am to
Dup post
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:07 am
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