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re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:09 am to cable
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:09 am to cable
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BTW - tell her you're going to cup her mouth and choke her while you stick your finger in her butthole. Works like a charm.
You might have been being sarcastic, but this is pure truth.
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Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:11 am to moontigr
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BTW - tell her you're going to cup her mouth and choke her while you stick your finger in her butthole. Works like a charm.
You a damn octopus?
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:13 am to TheInvisibleMan
This is fake as hell.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:14 am to TheInvisibleMan
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:18 am to TheInvisibleMan
Post the emails with time and date stamp or this did not happen. You can black out part of her email address.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:23 am to TheInvisibleMan
Maybe I’m old school, but this was not an appropriate subject for a friggen email. Getting kicked to the curb via email is entirely more difficult than face to face imo.
I’ve had a couplefew fwb in my time. There has to at least be sexual attraction and from the looks of it you should have known she wasn’t feeling that way about you.
I’ve had a couplefew fwb in my time. There has to at least be sexual attraction and from the looks of it you should have known she wasn’t feeling that way about you.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:26 am to TheInvisibleMan
Shooters shoot, sir. You didnt anything wrong asking for a FWB situation. Now do youself a favor and got get a escort for $300.
Or so i've been told that is the price.
Or so i've been told that is the price.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:28 am to TheInvisibleMan
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I thought it was put together fairly nicely. I even gave her an out. Alas it seems I miscalculated
The fact that you even for one second thought this was a good idea is EXACTLY why no woman wants to sleep with you.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:30 am to PsychTiger
quote:From first page^^^^^^^^^^^^
This is either an elaborate troll or very, very pitiful.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:31 am to memphis tiger
I'm gonna do you a favor a change your life OP! Go to www.skipthegames.com and select your city. It is designed for men in this situation. Thank me later my friend
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:32 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:31 am to TheInvisibleMan
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Needless to say I sent her a "nice" response telling her what I thought and ended the friendship.
This is where you messed up. If you’d left it alone you might’ve gotten a drunk call at 2am in week or so
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:33 am to Deactived
quote:this is the first thing I thought of when I read this.
You insulted her a few times.
I hope this isn’t real cuz this is cringey as frick.
If this is real just make girls laugh. They like humor. The rest will fall into place but congrats on ruining a friendship in a really weird way.
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:39 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:33 am to TheInvisibleMan
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TheInvisibleMan
Honestly you’d rather your dick in your hand than bang out one of the average OTers wives, so don’t listen to most of these guys.
Even though your delivery and form needs some work, at the end of the day Shooters Shoot. Females that want to friendzone you aren’t worth your time. Now is the time to work on your form with any of her friends while things have been laid bare on the table. You know she has done told all her girlfriends how you propositioned her. Pull up step back Baw
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:37 am
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:36 am to TheInvisibleMan
This is Biden sniff kids gif level cringe.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:38 am to RealDawg
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You a damn octopus
No… but I have hands the size of Shaq’s
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:40 am to FahQGump
quote:
Go to www.skipthegames.com and select your city. It is designed for men in this situation. Thank me later my friend
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:41 am to TheInvisibleMan
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:42 am to TheInvisibleMan
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Would a text message have been better?
Strike two.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:43 am to SuperSaint
Ask and you shall receive. I no longer have the original email but I have something better. Her response which she sent by text. I was wrong, she sent it last night. I just didn't see it until this morning. Obviously for security purposes I have blacked out the number.
Posted on 4/10/22 at 11:46 am to TheInvisibleMan
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With that said, I need to take the next step and gain additional experience in having sex before I get into a relationship with a woman.
Dude you are overthinking this completely. Get in and get yours and then get the frick out. All the other stuff is bullshite. Women wanna frick. Writing a goddamn email is the dumbest shite I've ever heard tho. Anytime I ever made friends with benefits we just hung out and when they went to bed I hopped in too. If you gonna get turned down it's better to not have it in a damn email response and someone getting an offer to be friends with benefits in their email inbox first thing in the morning lol read the fricking room.
Tl'dr. You prolly couldve fricked this chick if she really is that good of a friend with you but it was never gonna be long term so who gives a shite. Find another slit to put ur dick in
This post was edited on 4/10/22 at 11:48 am
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