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re: Warn your wives/significant others - "Facebook hoax" may be true

Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:08 pm to
Posted by OldSoul
Member since May 2021
73 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:08 pm to
With a slow leak, creep follows her, hoping the woman stops in a more isolated area with no cameras.
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51952 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 12:59 pm to
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And tires never kick things up

So this one tire kicked up three different razor blade shards and they all -punctured the tire?
Posted by TigrrrDad
Member since Oct 2016
7927 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:01 pm to
Yeah, but I’ve heard the same story with pulling a wiper blade up. That’s something you would notice right away. And you can’t convince me that someone can set a controlled slow leak with any type of tire puncture.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11090 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:01 pm to
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working theory is some a-hole was trying to get her to get out of her car to look at her tire.


No they didn't
Posted by MikeyWM97
Pineville
Member since Aug 2022
392 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:14 pm to
quote:

Warn your wives/significant others - "Facebook hoax" may be true


Posted by tigerfoot
Alexandria
Member since Sep 2006
60645 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:27 pm to
I’m 100% a dint believe any bullshite I read guy. But I will say my wife’s tire had the cleanest cut I ever saw on the side wall the other day.

She never shops but had been out around town all day.


I’m still kinda pretty certain it’s bullshite, but it was an odd looking cut/slice. With no marking around the cut like she hit a curb or something
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2157 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 1:27 pm to
I kep getting Ducks on my Jeep…. I know damn well what they are up to. I’m lucky to be alive.
Posted by Fe_Mike
Member since Jul 2015
3696 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 3:57 pm to
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I’m 100% a dint believe any bullshite I read guy. But I will say my wife’s tire had the cleanest cut I ever saw on the side wall the other day.


Do a quick google search of "why people's tires get slashed".

The top answers aren't "because someone tried to rob me". Just sayin'.
Posted by OldSoul
Member since May 2021
73 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 4:08 pm to
True, but when I googled "punctured tire kidnapping", I got much different results.

Alabama Woman Kidnapped after getting FLAT TIRE - KTUL

Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15641 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 5:49 pm to
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She had been at the mall and a few other box stores on Tuesday, so the working theory is some a-hole was trying to get her to get out of her car to look at her tire.


How much did you have to pay him?
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9214 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 5:54 pm to
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Three shards of what appears to be a broken razor blade or boxcutter blade in different parts of the tread.


You are paranoid. It’s in the tread. That means she ran it over. If you slash a tire you slash the sidewall. No one is reaching toward the center of a tire to cut it through the tread which is the hardest part to cut a tire.
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 5:55 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
70525 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 5:58 pm to
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If you slash a tire you slash the sidewall. No one is reaching toward the center of a tire to cut it through the tread which is the hardest part to cut a tire.


That's just how slick murderers are becoming now.
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9214 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 5:58 pm to
quote:

It isn't necessarily a matter of whether an event has happend or not, those posts freaking out are often based in some form of truth.


Yeah. The only truth in this story is that there was a razor blade in the tire. Everything else is made up in someone’s mind as to how a razor blade got there.

Same with the Mexicans following in a Walmart parking wanting to “kidnap their kid.” The “truth” it’s based on is there was a Mexican in the parking lot.
Posted by Rebel
Graceland
Member since Jan 2005
141339 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:01 pm to
she may have called it off with her side piece and he slashed her tire.

Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4420 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:04 pm to
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probably feeds her self esteem to believe she was chosen as a target amongst all the other women shoppers.



Absolutely. She is probably exhausting her contact list furiously letting other women know some pervert thought she was beautiful and tried to kidnap her to do butt stuff.


Over Thanksgiving my 210lb cousin had some long boring story of how she thought she was being stalked a few weeks ago. I wanted to tell her, "aint nobody desperate enough to stalk you sweetheart. Put your mind at ease".
Posted by Breadcrumbs
Baton Rouge
Member since May 2005
3020 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:11 pm to
Having been attacked getting in my car in a parking lot in Baton Rouge, I would offer the following advice: don't be distracted in the parking lot. head up, looking around, stay off phone, keys in hand (better yet put keys on a cord around your wrist because the first thing you'll do when startled is drop your keys), get in car fast and lock it. Also carry a loud horn on keychain and yell fire instead of help. Put mace on there as well. None of this helps if you drop your keys so affix them to your wrist. Finally, if your woman has never hit someone it won't be instinctual to kick them in balls, poke their eyes out, hit pressure points, etc. they should become dead weight and drop down if they can't run away. The one thing to remember is to not get in a car because what they do to you across the train track or wherever will be worse than what happens in that parking lot.
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
54823 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:41 pm to
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Why wouldn't they use a nail or knife? Much easier


just loosen the Schrader valve
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12181 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 6:42 pm to
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So this one tire kicked up three different razor blade shards and they all -punctured the tire?
It probably broke the razor blade. Or there was a broken razor blade on the ground. Do you have even less sense than OP?
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 6:44 pm
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
51952 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:16 pm to
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It probably broke the razor blade. Or there was a broken razor blade on the ground. Do you have even less sense than OP?

Except that he specified that it was in three different areas of the tire. Sense. Get some.
Posted by Gravitiger
Member since Jun 2011
12181 posts
Posted on 12/4/25 at 7:21 pm to
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Except that he specified that it was in three different areas of the tire. Sense. Get some.
How many times does a tire rotate per second at 30 mph? Three different areas of the tire could be millimeters apart, for all the sense OP is making.
This post was edited on 12/4/25 at 7:22 pm
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