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Walmart will deliver your groceries and put them away in your kitchen
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:31 am
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:31 am
Anyone tried this? I'd be on it but I live out in the boonies and my local mart doesn't offer it yet.
Walmart InHome delivery will bring your grocery orders into your kitchen and put them away while you're not home or too hungover to get up. No tips required, just $20 bucks a month for unlimited deliveries.
Plus the Walmart folks wear cameras so you can make sure the cute delivery chick isn't watching porn on your laptop and and pleasuring herself after putting away your pork rinds while you're slaving out in the oil fields.
Walmart InHome delivery will bring your grocery orders into your kitchen and put them away while you're not home or too hungover to get up. No tips required, just $20 bucks a month for unlimited deliveries.
Plus the Walmart folks wear cameras so you can make sure the cute delivery chick isn't watching porn on your laptop and and pleasuring herself after putting away your pork rinds while you're slaving out in the oil fields.
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Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:32 am to Diseasefreeforall
I’ve seen the people that work at Walmart
No thanks.
No thanks.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:40 am to Diseasefreeforall
Why would anyone want this? Honestly, I don’t want them knowing where I live much less rummaging through my house. No thanks is right!
This post was edited on 6/5/22 at 10:41 am
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:40 am to Diseasefreeforall
That's a no for me, dawg.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:42 am to Diseasefreeforall
I’m not letting a Walmart employee in my house.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:49 am to Diseasefreeforall
Finally! What ive wanted for so long is a Walmart employee alone in my house while I’m at work.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:51 am to Diseasefreeforall
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Walmart folks wear cameras
Which keeps them from robbing you at that very moment while they case the joint.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:54 am to Diseasefreeforall
Local Walmart delivery driver arrested after robbing and killing old white couple in home after grocery delivery. Allegedly though. News at 11.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:54 am to Diseasefreeforall
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Walmart will deliver your groceries and put them away in your kitchen
Will the delivery man fool around with your stay-at-home wife?
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:54 am to BlackPawnMartyr
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Which keeps them from robbing you at that very moment while they case the joint.
Didn't they just bust up a Northshore maid service doing that? Casing all the houses, then passing along the info to another crew while they ensured the maids had an airtight alibi.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 10:59 am to Diseasefreeforall
Will they also give me a hand with other things I need assistance with?
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:00 am to Diseasefreeforall
I feel like I remember this being advertised years ago before delivery was a big thing. And I remember thinking it was weird. But in today’s world, it’s slightly less weird. I still wouldn’t do it.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:01 am to Diseasefreeforall
Not a chance in hell. 
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:03 am to Diseasefreeforall
The walmart employees near me are about 100x darker and 150 lbs heavier than the one pictured.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:05 am to billjamin
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I’m not letting a Walmart employee in my house.
Bigot.
Next thing you know, you’ll be saying “I’m not letting a Walmart employee marry my daughter.”
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:14 am to Diseasefreeforall
The Walmart employee may not steal but her boyfriend will kick down your door a month later
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:18 am to Diseasefreeforall
Lock up your medicine cabinet.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:19 am to Diseasefreeforall
Yeah, frick that. About two months ago Walmart decided they would deliver part of my order instead of shipping it. Trash showed up at my house at 8:45pm with his wife and two kids in his hoopty car. Kids wearing nothing but diapers and the wife/girlfriend was tweaking.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:22 am to Diseasefreeforall
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Walmart InHome delivery will bring your grocery orders into your kitchen and put them away while you're not home or too hungover to get up. No tips required, just $20 bucks a month for unlimited deliveries.
Then that probably means they have some shitty people working it.
Plus, I wouldn’t want them in my house.
Posted on 6/5/22 at 11:22 am to BHM
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Yeah, frick that. About two months ago Walmart decided they would deliver part of my order instead of shipping it. Trash showed up at my house at 8:45pm with his wife and two kids in his hoopty car. Kids wearing nothing but diapers and the wife/girlfriend was tweaking.
I have the Walmart+ delivery subscription. This is pretty typical from what I see on my camera system.
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