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re: Vitaminwater will pay you $100,000 if you can go all year without a smartphone

Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:59 pm to
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 1:59 pm to
I'd commit TD suicide if I get chosen. Leave my baws something to fap to.
Posted by DownSouthCrawfish
Lift every voice and sing
Member since Oct 2011
41513 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:01 pm to
I could easily do that.
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
9537 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:03 pm to
A lot of people could easily do it. I’m 37 and have thought of doing it anyway if I’d didn’t need it for work/e-mail.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
26318 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:04 pm to
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I'd make it easy. Hell just carry around an iPad with a Hotspot.


Says you can't use a tablet, but are allowed to use laptop/PC and there's a polygraph test at the end of the year.
Posted by Norbert
Member since Oct 2018
3760 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:04 pm to
I'd have to buy a Garmin to survive without Google Maps
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:05 pm to
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i imagine it would be taxed like a bonus...38% i think so you get 62k


I don't even know what to say here.
Posted by keakar
Member since Jan 2017
30152 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:05 pm to
i still have a $10 flip phone that does nothing but make and receive phone calls so send me my check
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15329 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:08 pm to
"Just hit me up on the ol' horn, here."

No problems at all.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75902 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:11 pm to
my Dad has never owned a cell phone in his life. refuses to.


he's got this in the bag.
Posted by foreverLSU
Member since Mar 2006
17080 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:12 pm to
As long as I could add some sort of GPS system in my car I could do it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:23 pm to
I could 100% do that and would probably enjoy it.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:25 pm to
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He or she will need to agree to the rules and not use (or touch) a smartphone for 365 consecutive days, subject to verification by Sponsor, as well as a lie-detector test at the end of the contract period.


Not touching one is a bit dramatic. What if my wife falls asleep with hers in the like she always does and I roll over on it at night and it wakes me up?

That's some horseshite.
Posted by Tri City Tigers
Member since Oct 2018
2343 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:27 pm to
My dad already does this. I should sign him up.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
141078 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:36 pm to
They will pick a millennial. Easy money for vitaminwater.
Posted by Tmcgin
BATON ROUGE
Member since Jun 2010
6557 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:39 pm to
Trump needs to jump on this like it's Stormy
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
59321 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:41 pm to
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*Laptops and desktop computers are OK to use

I could do this.

They make laptops small enough that I could fit it in my purse easily. Could download all my apps and just not text people. Could communicate very easily with everyone via gchat or Facebook.
Posted by RedFoxx
New Orleans, LA
Member since Jan 2009
6823 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:47 pm to
My grandmother has been using a flip phone for 15 years.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:51 pm to
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They will pick a millennial. Easy money for vitaminwater.


There are 37 year old millennials.

People don't realize what they're talking about when they say millennials. It needs to be broken into 2 or 3 groups. A 37 year old and 22 year old had VASTLY different childhoods because of the steep ramp of technology.

So stupid to have that age band be that big. shite, I'm 30 and have barely anything in common with 22 year olds.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:52 pm to
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just not text people


The old brick Nokia's could text. Those were circa 2000.
Posted by GoldenBoy
Winning!
Member since Nov 2004
42092 posts
Posted on 12/13/18 at 2:55 pm to
I'll be honest. I couldn't do that.
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