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re: Ville Platte couple arrested for string of chicken thefts

Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:55 pm to
Posted by thermal9221
Youngsville
Member since Feb 2005
15107 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 5:55 pm to
quote:

Edit: Villle Platte is third world and most of the folks there look like mutants. Sorry Homey


Some
Not most
Posted by Tr33fiddy
Hog Jaw, Arkansas (it exists)
Member since Aug 2023
1971 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

Chicks are cheap but laying hens are going for as much as $250-$300 each a few weeks ago.



This can't be correct...can it? Cause if it is I'm in the wrong damn business
Posted by BigDropper
Member since Jul 2009
8630 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:53 pm to
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
12750 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 6:56 pm to
quote:

This can't be correct...can it? Cause if it is I'm in the wrong damn business

This is correct. Takes a lot of time and money to get a $3 chick to a $250 layer, and yes it’s 4-6 months before they start laying.
I count my Americaunas every day. I may not count my Buffs.
Posted by cypresstiger
The South
Member since Aug 2008
14058 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 7:46 pm to
Who steals chickens in this day and age? It’s the 21st century.

Well maybe not in Ville Platte
This post was edited on 4/25/25 at 7:46 pm
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11009 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 8:01 pm to
texas A&M graduate school project was to optimize chicken feeding.

first trial. chickens in cage were fed / raised for 6 weeks and total food provided factored with weight to give a bench mark.

second trial chickens in two cages were stacked, feeding only the top cage, second cages ate chicken poop. First cage met benchmark, bottom cage chickens were about 20% lighter.

third trial had 3 cages stacked following above protocol and after 6 weeks the bottom row were barely alive.


conclusion of the masters thesis was there is nothing lower in life than a third row chicken

Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
16970 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 8:16 pm to
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Don't holler at the pot, kettle


Being from Ferriday makes me an expert on shite holes baw
Posted by eddieray
Lafayette
Member since Mar 2006
19442 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 8:21 pm to




You never see these two in the same place at the same time
Posted by UptownJoeBrown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2024
9976 posts
Posted on 4/25/25 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Chicks are cheap but laying hens are going for as much as $250-$300 each a few weeks ago.


Are you serious? $300 for a chicken?
Posted by La Place Mike
West Florida Republic
Member since Jan 2004
31402 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 12:28 am to
Surprised their last names aren't Fontenot.
Posted by Water
Louisiana
Member since Jan 2020
1157 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 4:01 am to
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Are you serious? $300 for a chicken?


For a rare pure breed that’s started laying, yeah, they can go for that much.

Like an Ayam Cemani, where the chicks alone will set you back at least 50 bucks.

Posted by GregMaddux
LSU Fan
Member since Jun 2011
18716 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 6:07 am to
quote:

texas A&M graduate school project was to optimize chicken feeding.


A 7th grader could easily think of this and execute the test.
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
12695 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 7:08 am to
Did cops suspect fowl play?

Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23172 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 7:15 am to
Girlfriend? That looks like a guy
Posted by Motownsix
NOLA
Member since Oct 2022
3274 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 8:31 am to
Utah has a couple smuggling $300 million in oil and Louisiana has a couple stealing chickens. That clears some things up.
Posted by Rick9Plus
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2020
2500 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 8:32 am to
On a somewhat related note, i know the price of eggs has gone up but people talk about it like it affects them as much as gas prices. How many eggs do some people eat in a day for it to be that big a deal?
Posted by MikeBRLA
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
17204 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:03 am to
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This chick was in our chicken group on FB


Today I learned that there are chicken groups on FB.
Posted by Trevaylin
south texas
Member since Feb 2019
11009 posts
Posted on 4/26/25 at 9:57 am to
you catch on pretty quick
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