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Vasectomy
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:08 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:08 am
I’m sitting in the doctors office getting g ready to get snipped. How bad of a weekend am I look at? I have some of my wife’s leftover pain meds from her third kid so I was thinking about taking a few of those and playing PlayStation all weekend.
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Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:09 am to jscrims
The Dr will give you your very own pain meds.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:10 am to jscrims
quote:
have some of my wife’s leftover pain meds from her third kid
Any idea who the father is?
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:11 am to Rebel
Exactly 
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:11 am to jscrims
If you get snipped at a real doc instead of out of the back of Pancho's Bodega they will give you meds of your own.
But seriously....just take it easy for a few days and ice the area....you will be fine.
But seriously....just take it easy for a few days and ice the area....you will be fine.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:12 am to jscrims
It's not bad but you should have done it Monday so you could watch the game in peace while chewing vicodin and slugging beers
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:12 am to jscrims
It’s not bad. Kinda sore but no big deal. On Monday, don’t ghink you’re gonna do normal shite without repercussions.
I had pains for about 6 months
I had pains for about 6 months
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:14 am to jscrims
I got mine done during football season a few years back. It was one of the best weekends I ever had since being married. No one bothering me, being waited on hand and foot, and watching none stop football all weekend long. If you listen to the doctor's orders, you shouldn't have a problem.
This post was edited on 1/5/18 at 8:16 am
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:16 am to jscrims
I shuffle stepped around like an invalid for a few days. Wear the jock strap for several days. Had mine on a Friday, went back to work on Monday in boxers and had come back home and put the jock back on. They weren't ready to hang loose just yet but really that's about the only thing that was uncomfortable.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:17 am to Displaced
Not sure. I told her if she wanted a fourth, she could go for it but it won’t be mine.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:17 am to jscrims
Got mine done two weeks ago today. Drove 5 hours to AR the next day. Really haven't had any problems. Ice pack and Jock strap are your friends! Still a little sore after sex but nothing too bad
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:18 am to jscrims
I went in for a vasectomy and they damn near cut my whole dick off. Get outta there baw!!!
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:19 am to jscrims
The pain meds are good. You won't feel shite for week. But don't let that give you a false sense of recovery and you start walking around like normal. Because once those meds wear off, you are going to be in some pain!
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:20 am to jscrims
It’s a good weekend for it plenty of football, etc.
1. Pain meds
2. A couple of bags of frozen peas
3. When you start moving around( Sunday, Monday). A good pair of snug fitting underwear. Keep your baguettes from swinging.
This was what I remember from mine. It’s not bad at all.
1. Pain meds
2. A couple of bags of frozen peas
3. When you start moving around( Sunday, Monday). A good pair of snug fitting underwear. Keep your baguettes from swinging.
This was what I remember from mine. It’s not bad at all.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:32 am to jscrims
If you want a 4th kid send me a PM
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:32 am to jscrims
Mine was sore and tender for a week, but the pain was very mild and only for a day or so. Make sure you have a scrotal supporter or at least a jock strap. I tried to get by with just compression shorts and they didn't cut it. You will want the support.
All in all, it was a piece of cake.
All in all, it was a piece of cake.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:35 am to GOON
i made the mistake of thinking i was all good a little too soon. Take it easy for a weekmor two.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:36 am to Upperdecker
I don’t. You will have to talk to Mrs. Scrims. Watch out... she is a stage 5 clinger.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:37 am to jscrims
Mine was very easy. The worst part was the actual anesthesia. That shite hurt like hell. Anyway, I got my Oxy and iced my balls for the weekend and relaxed. I didn't feel any pain and those pills were for fun at that point. I can see how they're an issue nationwide. I loved everybody on those things and the high was awesome.
That first jerk session after it healed was a little worrying. Can you imagine "wrapping up" and then extremely sharp pain coming from your nuts? Thankfully that didn't happen but it was on my mind.
That first jerk session after it healed was a little worrying. Can you imagine "wrapping up" and then extremely sharp pain coming from your nuts? Thankfully that didn't happen but it was on my mind.
Posted on 1/5/18 at 8:38 am to jscrims
listen to the doc:
jockstrap with frozen peas.... it works
jockstrap with frozen peas.... it works
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