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re: Vasectomy Question

Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:19 pm to
Posted by MrFreakinMiyagi
Reseda
Member since Feb 2007
19462 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:19 pm to
I only gave one sample 90 days after, and got the OK from my doctor to proceed with unprotected intercourse
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11696 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:19 pm to
quote:

You do not have to masterbate in doctors office


Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
58348 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:32 pm to
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Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...


Last time I jerked off in a doctors office, upon leaving, I asked the receptionist if I could come by occasionally to use their magazines!
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
14959 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:37 pm to
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Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...

Zero eye contact
Posted by Shamoan
Member since Feb 2019
11447 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:39 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 7:22 am
Posted by TrapperJohn
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2007
11696 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:43 pm to
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Zero eye contact



I'm actually two weeks overdue to drop off a sample (post-vasectomy) myself. I asked my wife if she would go into "the room" with me but she politely declined.
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
14045 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:44 pm to
quote:

You do not have to masterbate in doctors office.


In Anchorage, at a large CATHOLIC run hospital i was told to go to the nearest public bathroom in the facility to produce a specimen.

Wife was with me so that was fun

I filed a protest with the Hospital...they said you are shite out of luck

ETA: and i paid without insurance because I thought it would be cheaper and they still charged me like $125 to have sex with my wife in a hospital bathroom.

Didn't even get the video record
This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 9:48 pm
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
984 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:56 pm to
If you want less hassle, there are at home test kits on Amazon.
Posted by LSUGrad2024
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2023
458 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:01 pm to
I will never give away my ability to create life and children.

Shame on you and all you cucks who do this gay shite.

Please return your Man Card to the nearest gun range/strip club/cigar lounge.
Posted by VolunGator
Franklin, TN
Member since Jan 2020
1291 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:05 pm to
I never returned to the vet that did mine.
Posted by Art Vandelay
LOUISIANA
Member since Sep 2005
11154 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:20 pm to
I didn’t like my doctor and I never went back. There is a home test that you can buy. Did two tests and both were negative. Guess I’m good to go.
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
35219 posts
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:40 pm to
Typical bama bitch..
Posted by Delacroix22
Member since Aug 2013
4395 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 1:50 am to
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will never give away my ability to create life and children. Shame on you and all you cucks who do this gay shite. Please return your Man Card to the nearest gun range/strip club/cigar lounge.


Have never understood this line of thinking

Yeah my semen doesn’t have sperm in it

I could still rail your wife until she taps out

…..

Anyways

I just had a one time test like three months after. No swimmers. Haven’t pulled out of my gf since. Been almost a year. And she’s not on any BC. So you are probably good. But if you’re paranoid go ahead and do it.

I also had sex two days after my vasectomy lol
Posted by Jdiggy
Member since Nov 2016
690 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 2:46 am to
These are the kind of posts king Trump are trying to save us from.
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
23045 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:35 am to
quote:

I will never give away my ability to create life and childre


quote:

LSUGrad2024


You still got much to learn, young baw.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
22726 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:38 am to
I never went drop a sample off, that was 17 years ago.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
9950 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:42 am to
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But going into that little room and whacking it then aiming into a jar wasn’t exactly my idea of fun.

You must have an old arse doctor. Mine sent me with two at-home test kits to use. They were something like $30 each.
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
8601 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:44 am to
You think it's funny, but you hear stories of dudes in their 50's that all of a sudden have a newborn because their vasectomy reversed. You better get checked out. Hell, I'd keep going and giving samples every few years just for piece of mind
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
56722 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:45 am to
My friend is a doctor and he calls them “gasectomies” because everybody that gets one switches teams
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 7:49 am
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
8601 posts
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:46 am to
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LSUGrad2024


Congrats to you on your 12 kids
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