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Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:19 pm to DarthRebel
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You do not have to masterbate in doctors office
Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:32 pm to TrapperJohn
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Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...
Last time I jerked off in a doctors office, upon leaving, I asked the receptionist if I could come by occasionally to use their magazines!

Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:37 pm to TrapperJohn
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Talk about the walk of shame when guys walk out of that room...
Zero eye contact
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:39 pm to GAFF
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This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 7:22 am
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:43 pm to billjamin
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Zero eye contact
I'm actually two weeks overdue to drop off a sample (post-vasectomy) myself. I asked my wife if she would go into "the room" with me but she politely declined.

Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:44 pm to DarthRebel
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You do not have to masterbate in doctors office.
In Anchorage, at a large CATHOLIC run hospital i was told to go to the nearest public bathroom in the facility to produce a specimen.
Wife was with me so that was fun

I filed a protest with the Hospital...they said you are shite out of luck

ETA: and i paid without insurance because I thought it would be cheaper and they still charged me like $125 to have sex with my wife in a hospital bathroom.
Didn't even get the video record

This post was edited on 2/20/25 at 9:48 pm
Posted on 2/20/25 at 9:56 pm to GAFF
If you want less hassle, there are at home test kits on Amazon.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:01 pm to GAFF
I will never give away my ability to create life and children.
Shame on you and all you cucks who do this gay shite.
Please return your Man Card to the nearest gun range/strip club/cigar lounge.
Shame on you and all you cucks who do this gay shite.
Please return your Man Card to the nearest gun range/strip club/cigar lounge.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:05 pm to GAFF
I never returned to the vet that did mine.
Posted on 2/20/25 at 10:20 pm to VolunGator
I didn’t like my doctor and I never went back. There is a home test that you can buy. Did two tests and both were negative. Guess I’m good to go.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 1:50 am to LSUGrad2024
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will never give away my ability to create life and children. Shame on you and all you cucks who do this gay shite. Please return your Man Card to the nearest gun range/strip club/cigar lounge.
Have never understood this line of thinking
Yeah my semen doesn’t have sperm in it
I could still rail your wife until she taps out
…..
Anyways
I just had a one time test like three months after. No swimmers. Haven’t pulled out of my gf since. Been almost a year. And she’s not on any BC. So you are probably good. But if you’re paranoid go ahead and do it.
I also had sex two days after my vasectomy lol
Posted on 2/21/25 at 2:46 am to GAFF
These are the kind of posts king Trump are trying to save us from.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:35 am to LSUGrad2024
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I will never give away my ability to create life and childre
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LSUGrad2024
You still got much to learn, young baw.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:38 am to GAFF
I never went drop a sample off, that was 17 years ago.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:42 am to billjamin
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But going into that little room and whacking it then aiming into a jar wasn’t exactly my idea of fun.
You must have an old arse doctor. Mine sent me with two at-home test kits to use. They were something like $30 each.
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:44 am to GAFF
You think it's funny, but you hear stories of dudes in their 50's that all of a sudden have a newborn because their vasectomy reversed. You better get checked out. Hell, I'd keep going and giving samples every few years just for piece of mind
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:45 am to GAFF
My friend is a doctor and he calls them “gasectomies” because everybody that gets one switches teams
This post was edited on 2/21/25 at 7:49 am
Posted on 2/21/25 at 7:46 am to LSUGrad2024
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LSUGrad2024
Congrats to you on your 12 kids
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