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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to WestCoastAg
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to WestCoastAg
Do we really want to let Texas in the conference?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to WestCoastAg
So many monkeys, so little time.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to SpotCheckBilly
id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to deathinthedelta
She was on Jerry Springer?!?!

Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to G The Tiger Fan
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Does the monkey have its own Instagram?
Why yes, it actually does

Stripper by night
Social media director for a monkey by day
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to G The Tiger Fan
i also want to say she was on jimmy kimmel but i may be remembering wrong
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:56 pm to WestCoastAg
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The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.
#AllGasNoBrakes
Racist article
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:57 pm to WestCoastAg
No pit bull, no worries
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:58 pm to WestCoastAg
Oh shite. Is that Hot Bodies?
Asking for a friend
Asking for a friend
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to WestCoastAg
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id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021
Texas isn't in the SEC yet. They are still in one of those also-ran conferences, like the Pac whatever.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to Winston Cup
come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to OWLFAN86
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I would consider it the greatest day of my life
High bar to set there. Like taking two steps at once kinda high
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:02 pm to Winston Cup
The monkey has been trained to kill. LINK
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:02 pm to fr33manator
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Hoodrat speak coming out of a chicks mouth immediately drops her 5 points
On what? A scale of 0-6?
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:05 pm to OWLFAN86
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come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip
Ha. You need a modified Van with a straw now, don't you. Told you years ago to leave lil Oweo alone lest you get the voodoo.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:05 pm to OWLFAN86
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come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip
I think there’s a place on westheimer that’s looks really sweet. I’m sure they wouldn’t spit on us but we can window shop and maybe get some lunch
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:06 pm to Winston Cup
is it the place behind the KFC on the cross street winrock?
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:07 pm to Sao
quote:that would be sweet
Ha. You need a modified Van with a straw now,
quote:ive been driving my jeep for about a year now
Told you years ago to leave lil Oweo alone lest you get the voodoo.
no modifications
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to WestCoastAg
While your title is descriptive, if Arse had been around to title this it would have gone 50 pages. So much material in this story.
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to WestCoastAg
Sources telling me the kid trespassed on her property wearing this. Monkey cleared.


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