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re: UT assistant is dating a stripper with a pet monkey, and the monkey attacked a kid

Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7650 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to
Do we really want to let Texas in the conference?
Posted by deathinthedelta
Member since Oct 2014
336 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to
So many monkeys, so little time.
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:49 pm to
id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021
Posted by G The Tiger Fan
Member since Apr 2015
110589 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to
She was on Jerry Springer?!?!

Posted by patchesohoulihan_007
Member since Jul 2015
2355 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to
quote:

Does the monkey have its own Instagram?


Why yes, it actually does

Stripper by night

Social media director for a monkey by day
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:51 pm to
i also want to say she was on jimmy kimmel but i may be remembering wrong
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66496 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:56 pm to
quote:

The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.

#AllGasNoBrakes

Racist article
Posted by HeadSlash
TEAM LIVE BADASS - St. GEORGE
Member since Aug 2006
53148 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:57 pm to
No pit bull, no worries
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66496 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:58 pm to
Oh shite. Is that Hot Bodies?

Asking for a friend
Posted by SpotCheckBilly
Member since May 2020
7650 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

id argue an assistant coaching dating a stripper who has a pet monkey that bites trick or treaters is the most SEC thing to happen in 2021


Texas isn't in the SEC yet. They are still in one of those also-ran conferences, like the Pac whatever.
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189721 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to
come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66496 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 9:59 pm to
quote:

I would consider it the greatest day of my life

High bar to set there. Like taking two steps at once kinda high
Posted by BobRoss
Member since Jun 2014
1705 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:02 pm to
The monkey has been trained to kill. LINK
Posted by Priapus
Member since Oct 2012
1950 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

Hoodrat speak coming out of a chicks mouth immediately drops her 5 points



On what? A scale of 0-6?
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip


Ha. You need a modified Van with a straw now, don't you. Told you years ago to leave lil Oweo alone lest you get the voodoo.
Posted by Winston Cup
Dallas Cowboys Fan
Member since May 2016
66496 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:05 pm to
quote:

come pick me up we'll go to the landing strip

I think there’s a place on westheimer that’s looks really sweet. I’m sure they wouldn’t spit on us but we can window shop and maybe get some lunch
Posted by WestCoastAg
Member since Oct 2012
148159 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:06 pm to
is it the place behind the KFC on the cross street winrock?
This post was edited on 11/1/21 at 10:08 pm
Posted by OWLFAN86
Erotic Novelist
Member since Jun 2004
189721 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:07 pm to
quote:

Ha. You need a modified Van with a straw now,
that would be sweet

quote:

Told you years ago to leave lil Oweo alone lest you get the voodoo.

ive been driving my jeep for about a year now

no modifications
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19547 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to
While your title is descriptive, if Arse had been around to title this it would have gone 50 pages. So much material in this story.
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13392 posts
Posted on 11/1/21 at 10:09 pm to
Sources telling me the kid trespassed on her property wearing this. Monkey cleared.

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