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re: Used Doorknobs - What can I do with them?

Posted on 4/25/19 at 10:22 pm to
Posted by ChunkyLover54
Member since Apr 2015
6529 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 10:22 pm to
Put them in a pillow case a punish your ememies
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Member since Feb 2005
19212 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 10:34 pm to
3 fricking pages and no...

Make truck nuts out of them

You frickers are slipping
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117699 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 10:36 pm to
Maybe we’re growing up some, baw
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45122 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 10:37 pm to
Go eat at your local Waffle House at 2:30am, leave a door knob as a tip for your waitress.
Posted by Chuker
St George, Louisiana
Member since Nov 2015
7544 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 11:11 pm to
I'm surprised posters are puzzled by your abundance of knobs. Getting rid of the cheap fake brass builder grade knobs is a good way to spruce up a house. If its a decent sized place then you can end up with a 5 gallon bucket full of them. Unfortunately I'm not sure Habitat would want them though if they are in the shape that builder grade gets after a decade.

Id probably just stick them by street the day after trash day and let some scrapper take them for the metal.
Posted by Quintona
Member since Mar 2019
739 posts
Posted on 4/25/19 at 11:38 pm to
Send them to some liberal shithole and run them for public office.

It worked for AOC
Posted by Bigbee Hills
Member since Feb 2019
1531 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 1:45 am to
Trotline weights. The answer to useless chit is always, "trotline weights."
Posted by SoulGlo
Shinin' Through
Member since Dec 2011
17248 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 1:49 am to
Pillowcases and prison riots
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69078 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 6:33 am to
I went to scrap them. Those assholes gave me steel cost for a box of dirty brass.
Posted by Sidicous
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Aug 2015
17162 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 7:12 am to
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Use them to weigh down a pillowcase full of kittens in a creek.
Is there a Planned parenthood nearby? They can send them over to their locations with those newer laws. Same concept as the kittens, just upped their ante.
Posted by rantfan
new iberia la
Member since Nov 2012
14110 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 7:28 am to
Throw them at cats, just the ugly strays
Posted by Teeoff007
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2005
157 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 7:41 am to
Mount on a board. Makes a great coat and hat rack
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George
Member since Aug 2004
77965 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 7:43 am to
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buttplugs


Is it wrong that I thought of this when I read the thread title?
Posted by Isabelle81
NEW ORLEANS, LA
Member since Sep 2015
2718 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 8:57 am to
Turn them into a way to hang things. Hope I’m making sense. I’ve seen some for $$$ mounted on a plank of wood, maybe 3 ft long, some plain edged some cut differently. Attach the knobs across the board and voila, you have turned your trash into treasure. Depending on the type and age of door knobs you have, the hang up thingy can really be neat.
Posted by ZappBrannigan
Member since Jun 2015
7692 posts
Posted on 4/26/19 at 9:07 am to
Put em in long socks.

Swing it real fast then see how easily your head can stop it.
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