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Used Doorknobs - What can I do with them?
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:19 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:19 pm
I have a bunch of used doorknobs, and hate to just throw them away. What can I do with them?
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Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:20 pm to Spankum
So this is how one hits 50k posts.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:20 pm to Spankum
buttplugs
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:20 pm to Spankum
Donate
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:21 pm to Spankum
You can use them as a ready made butt plug. If they’re brass, sell them.
All this begs the questions: (1) who in the flying frick hoards doorknobs; and (2) how did you come about acquiring all of these doorknobs?
All this begs the questions: (1) who in the flying frick hoards doorknobs; and (2) how did you come about acquiring all of these doorknobs?
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 8:22 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:22 pm to Spankum
Put a few in a tube sock, and walk around, randomly hitting people with it.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:22 pm to Spankum
Salvation Army.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:22 pm to Spankum
Mount on wood, and sell it on Etsy as a necklace hanger.$$$
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:23 pm to Spankum
Throw them at all of the home games that LSU loses next year.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:23 pm to Spankum
Owlfan told me to say he would be interested, but he thinks that they aren't large enough for his butthole.
This post was edited on 4/25/19 at 10:08 pm
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:30 pm to Spankum
Buttplug
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:30 pm to Spankum
Butt plugs seems to be the consensus...y'all must have some pretty big anuses...
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:31 pm to BRgetthenet
quote:
What are they made of?
Look to be polished brass (which is why I changed them), but I am not sure about that.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:31 pm to Spankum
Use them to weigh down a pillowcase full of kittens in a creek.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:32 pm to Spankum
Do something crafty like turn them into lawn ornaments
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:34 pm to Spankum
I you don't make a pair of brass balls out of them then you don't have any.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:34 pm to Spankum
Habitat Restore will take them and fill out a tax donation receipt for you.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:35 pm to Spankum
Sold all my door hardware, including the hinges, on Craigslist. Had a guy buy everything I had to offer.
Posted on 4/25/19 at 8:36 pm to Spankum
Make activity training boards for little kids. (A board with various latches, buttons, knobs, etc.)
Make an eclectic entry way rack for hanging umbrellas, keys, leashes, coats, etc.
Sell them on FB market place
Donate to good will or habitat for humanity restore
Use them as deep drop weights offshore
Use 4 halves to create unique feet for a coffee table
Melt them if brass
Recycle them if able
Mount on a board close enough together and use them to hold long handled tools like mops, brooms, rakes
Trot line weights
Plinking targets
Place in pillow case or sock for a "code red"
Use them to make a high level difficulty rock climbing wall
....
Make an eclectic entry way rack for hanging umbrellas, keys, leashes, coats, etc.
Sell them on FB market place
Donate to good will or habitat for humanity restore
Use them as deep drop weights offshore
Use 4 halves to create unique feet for a coffee table
Melt them if brass
Recycle them if able
Mount on a board close enough together and use them to hold long handled tools like mops, brooms, rakes
Trot line weights
Plinking targets
Place in pillow case or sock for a "code red"
Use them to make a high level difficulty rock climbing wall
....
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