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re: UPenn fraternity sued over giant flaming marshmallow

Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:54 am to
Posted by PearlJam
NotBeardEaves
Member since Aug 2014
13908 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:54 am to
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I'm sure the person didn't mean to do it.
Probably suing for negligence and recklessness, not intentional conduct.

quote:

It was a shitty accident, let the wound heal and treat with maderma.
How the hell do you know the proper treatment for this burn injury?
Posted by G Vice
Lafayette, LA
Member since Dec 2006
13179 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:56 am to
I would add that the color of the marshmallow should remain irrelevant to this case.
Posted by yellowfin
Coastal Bar
Member since May 2006
99037 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:57 am to
Anyone that thinks this is a legit lawsuit is part of the problem
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
45520 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:57 am to
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I would add that the color of the marshmallow should remain irrelevant to this case.


White marshmallows don’t hurt anyone. They’re only dangerous when they’re black.
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
30430 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 10:58 am to
A good tramp stamp should cover the burn
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 11:03 am to
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“Genital Gangrene” is a real thing. Who knew?



I just seen it mentioned on the TV.
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 11:45 am to
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How the hell do you know the proper treatment for this burn injury?


I've had a couple serious burns. One actually about the size of a big marshmellow.

Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
76148 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 11:51 am to
Once you emerge from your cocoon, you’ll forget about all those former tribulations.

Posted by Montezuma
Member since Apr 2013
3682 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 11:58 am to
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The negligence complaint names the fraternity, its national office, the venue landlord and three fraternity members as defendants.


But not the girl who accidentally flung the marshmallow on her back? Checks out.
Posted by Draconian Sanctions
Markey's bar
Member since Oct 2008
88509 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:20 pm to
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Penn frat


I know who can handle these punks

Posted by ksayetiger
Centenary Gents
Member since Jul 2007
70469 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:25 pm to
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Anyone that thinks this is a legit lawsuit is part of the problem




Depends on how hot the girl is. I mean if she is smoking, she might have a case .
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21809 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:29 pm to
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More Than $150,000 in damages



That's very modest. I'd just write the check and move on. Wouldn't let the Fraternity Insurance cover it to avoid raising premiums.
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
106047 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 12:30 pm to
She was when the marshmallow landed on her back. Thus the lawsuit.
Posted by bountyhunter
North of Houston a bit
Member since Mar 2012
7188 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:07 pm to
Lesson of this story is blow it, don't shake it. Sending this to my wife for research purposes.
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
12160 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:22 pm to
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Anyone that thinks this is a legit lawsuit is part of the problem


What if she as racked up $5,000 in Dr bills, or even $500?
This post was edited on 9/25/18 at 1:23 pm
Posted by TheCaterpillar
Member since Jan 2004
76774 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:32 pm to
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What if she as racked up $5,000 in Dr bills, or even $500?



You ask the fraternity and/or guilty parties to help pay for it.

You certainly don't sue for $150k.

Posted by PeterPeterP
Member since Jan 2013
781 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:54 pm to
I'm offended because marshmallows are white. And I'm white. And that make me mad. Its like they are throwing white people into the fire. I'm going to go make a sign and protest until they make different color marshmallows.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
139218 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 1:59 pm to
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The firepit was unsupervised, according to the lawsuit.


Is this really the pussy society we've become?


Goddamnit.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
63086 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:11 pm to
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UPenn fraternity sued over giant flaming marshmallow


White people problems

Omega brands their pledges with heated coat hangers and such
Posted by stapuffmarshy
lower 9
Member since Apr 2010
17507 posts
Posted on 9/25/18 at 2:14 pm to
God damn.


It really coulda been me.
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