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re: (Update on 22) ITT we make fun of tumblr-posting social justice warriors (SJWs)

Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:54 pm to
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:54 pm to


How long do dragons live? Dragonkin will probably live for millennia.

Pussification of future America.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:54 pm to
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The heteronormative nature of the patriarchal construct that pervades western nations which allows for the perpetuation of restrictive gender norms and trivialisation of serious oppression faced by women, Peoples Of Colour and the disabled at the hands of cis het white males via their privileged status is problematic to say the least and is indicative of a society ruled by old white men who refuse to smash the glass ceiling and allow equal representation of downtrodden for fear that their misplaced illusions of superiority be proven wrong.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 8:55 pm
Posted by Oates Mustache
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:57 pm to
The dragons are immortal!
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:58 pm to
Would you rather your son be a Transgender homosexual male or an otherkin wombat?
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 9:00 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:59 pm to
Damn. Good question.

Otherkin wombat.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:59 pm to
What about an otherkin sloth? That's got to be one lazy SOB.
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 8:59 pm to
Why do we have to choose you insensitive a-hole?!

:triggered:
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:00 pm to
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How long do dragons live?


Forever.

Little boys, not so much...
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:00 pm to
Damn. You are right.

What if he was a transgender, homosexual otherkin wombat?

You should still love it's wombatness.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 9:02 pm
Posted by Flame Salamander
Texas Gulf - Clear Lake
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:02 pm to
Come on, some of you sound really threatened by this.

Although I'm too old to interact with any of these, in my day it used to be a challenge to be able to score reasonably attractive hardcore feminist attorneys or PhDs.

Remember, freaky in the head means freaky in bed!
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:03 pm to
Google image otherkin sloth.


Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:03 pm to
Could you imagine having a son in Louisiana who refuses to eat anything but eucalyptus leaves?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:03 pm to
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What will happen to these people when they get older?



I'm assuming domesticated animals start sleeping on the bed for "reasons".

Seriously though, what if an otherkin feels like a saber tooth tiger? Do we get to put them in a zoo?

What if they feel like a puma? Is it a trigger when a real puma rips their throat out?
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
27902 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:04 pm to
How many SJWs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None because lightbulbs are now oppressive.
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:04 pm to


Gotta meet at least one of these people in the wild one day.
Posted by Oates Mustache
Member since Oct 2011
26630 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:06 pm to
If you shoot and kill an otherkin in the woods, do you get charged with murder or can you turn it into sausage, tamales, etc?
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by MadMaxwell
The Motherland
Member since Jul 2009
4600 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:06 pm to
Hypothetical: If they identify as any sort of game animal, what's the policy on hunting them?


Eta: What Oates said.
This post was edited on 3/17/15 at 9:07 pm
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
77270 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:06 pm to
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What if they feel like a puma? Is it a trigger when a real puma rips their throat out?
It'll probably turn out that that puma was actually a cis hetero, white male, humankin.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:08 pm to
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It'll probably turn out that that puma was actually a cis hetero, white male, humankin.





My sister is Facebook friends with a lot of these peoples, and she was saying males get better test scores or some shite because #maleprivelage.

MOST TEACHERS ARE WOMEN YOU DUMB frick.
Posted by SabiDojo
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Posted on 3/17/15 at 9:08 pm to
Seeing "cis-het" just makes me laugh every time.
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