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Update in OP: Man had a meth-fueled attack squirrel

Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:02 pm
Posted by Sebastian
Member since Jun 2015
3756 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:02 pm
LIMESTONE COUNTY, Ala. – Authorities arrested a man and are searching for another after they found methamphetamine, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and an “attack squirrel” during a search Monday.

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UPDATE: Suspect and meth squirrel are on the run. Video taunting police.

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This post was edited on 6/19/19 at 6:59 am
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
37454 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:04 pm to
I need one.
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30262 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:04 pm to
Real life squirrel master?

So much win
Posted by Gabriel Susan Lewis
St. George
Member since Apr 2019
294 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:04 pm to
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attack squirrel


I knew a girl from Houston with one of them
Posted by Uncle Don
The Big House
Member since Jul 2018
4229 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:04 pm to
Gotta be Florida natives
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:05 pm to
Rawl tahhhad
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
64394 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:06 pm to
quote:

LIMESTONE COUNTY, Ala. – Authorities arrested a man and are searching for another after they found methamphetamine, drug paraphernalia, body armor, and an “attack squirrel” during a search Monday.

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Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19057 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:08 pm to
Are you sure it wasn't a beaver?
Posted by EveryoneGetsATrophy
Member since Nov 2017
2907 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:09 pm to
Why not just arrest everyone with a neck and/or face tattoo just to be safe.
Posted by castorinho
13623 posts
Member since Nov 2010
82010 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:13 pm to
That's an assault squirrel
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29450 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:14 pm to
quote:

“attack squirrel”

That's nuts.
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2099 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:21 pm to
Obligatory sorry for partying
Posted by Lawyered
The Sip
Member since Oct 2016
29243 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 9:38 pm to
This has Florida man written all over it.

Solid plot twist
Posted by tilco
Spanish Fort, AL
Member since Nov 2013
13470 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:03 pm to
That squirrel is probably looking at a rocky road to recovery
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
1895 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:06 pm to
How fricking jittery must a methed-out squirrel be?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134845 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 10:11 pm to
quote:

Real life squirrel master?

So much win

Naughty Nate gonna think twice
This post was edited on 6/18/19 at 10:12 pm
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27349 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:04 pm to
Never forget like six of us got recycling bins and tried to catch squirrels in the quad.

We get one cornered, and right as we're about to get him, he decided he had enough of our shite and charged.

They had baws going in every direction throwing dip bottles and cigarettes at this ballsy arse squirrel
Posted by Catahoula20LSU
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2011
2099 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:07 pm to
Withdrawal symptoms will make you climb a tree!
Posted by habanos
Alabama
Member since Feb 2014
1937 posts
Posted on 6/18/19 at 11:17 pm to
Drive you NUTS!
Posted by p0845330
Member since Aug 2013
5699 posts
Posted on 6/19/19 at 1:01 pm to
That sounds like some Florida shenanigans. Or Dequincy.
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