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re: UPDATE: 8 year old neighbour has now gifted me Keychain

Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:51 am to
Posted by gizmothepug
Louisiana
Member since Apr 2015
8470 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:51 am to
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8 year old neighbour keeps inviting me to her house


You better hope that Zero kids come up missing anywhere around you. Trolling or not, this is beyond creepy to post on here. High, drunk or whatever isn’t really an excuse for talking about 8 year old kids.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 12:53 am
Posted by This GUN for HIRE
Member since May 2022
5445 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:21 am to
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8 year old neighbour keeps inviting me to her house


quote:

I'm a single man in his 40's


Posted by WinnPtiger
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2011
24936 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:30 am to
great post Alejandro
Posted by BHM
Member since Jun 2012
3828 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:30 am to
Why do you write in all caps except for the letters t and i?
Posted by lockthevaught
Member since Jan 2013
2642 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:32 am to
If you gave a note like that to my kid...I would f*ck you up like meth monkey checkbook and have you shitting down both legs.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 1:34 am
Posted by Obtuse1
Westside Bodymore Yo
Member since Sep 2016
29882 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:44 am to
Arguendo this is real I am surprised nobody suggested going through a parent, preferably the father first.
Posted by habz007
New Orleans
Member since Nov 2007
4677 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 2:09 am to
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mom reminds me of Chanel Preston


googling Chanel Preston … brb




Edit:


I vote NO on cooter tattoos
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 2:15 am
Posted by Woolfpack
Member since Jun 2021
1438 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:28 am to
GIJT
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 9:16 am
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:39 am to
Go and be neighborly. Her mom may be putting her up to inviting you over, so keep us posted if the mom starts flirting with you.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 4:57 am
Posted by Mud_Bone
Member since Dec 2021
2357 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:43 am to


Expected gif to be SECOND post.....you guys are slipping.
Posted by POTUS2024
Member since Nov 2022
20943 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:47 am to
Don't like this. Bad vibes.
Posted by mattchewbocca
houma, la
Member since Jun 2008
6480 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 4:06 am to
Not getting any help here with grooming victims.
Posted by biggie
Member since May 2013
90 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 4:45 am to
That does not look like the handwriting of an 8 year old girl. Take that as you will.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72521 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:20 am to
Introduce her to your bedtime companion yet?

Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57619 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:28 am to
It's not creepy, it's considerate. However, you could just drop the money off with the mom.
Posted by lsufanva
sandston virginia
Member since Aug 2009
13313 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:51 am to
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If you gave a note like that to my kid...I would f*ck you up like meth monkey checkbook and have you shitting down both legs


I assume satire but if not, start by not letting your child go to a random strangers house to drop off notes. You're the parent. Act like it. Fix that then concern yourself with other's perceived misgivings.
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16619 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:08 am to
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It should be cute and fun and part of being good neighbours as you put it so poignantly.


My man, you compared her mom to a porn star. But it's all so wholesome!

Kidding aside, I think your intentions are good. Maybe go through the parents so no one has to wonder.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 6:11 am
Posted by AlterDWI
Pattern Noticing, Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
5814 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:23 am to
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I'm a single man in his 40's


And you're writing notes to an 8 year old girl & bragging about it online. Wtf is wrong with you?
Posted by MemphisGuy
Germantown, TN
Member since Nov 2023
13309 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:37 am to
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I'm also sensitive that I'm a single man in his 40's and I don't want to look like a creep going over to an 8 year old's sticker sale.
Posted by tylerlsu2008
Monaco
Member since Jul 2015
1489 posts
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:40 am to
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PS her mom is tasty AF and reminds me of Chanel Preston just as an interesting side note.


Damn you — I just googled that and porn popped up on my phone. Should have. NSFW / given a heads up on that line for those of us that have sex in the real world instead.
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