- My Forums
- Tiger Rant
- LSU Recruiting
- SEC Rant
- Saints Talk
- Pelicans Talk
- More Sports Board
- Coaching Changes
- Fantasy Sports
- Golf Board
- Soccer Board
- O-T Lounge
- Tech Board
- Home/Garden Board
- Outdoor Board
- Health/Fitness Board
- Movie/TV Board
- Book Board
- Music Board
- Political Talk
- Money Talk
- Fark Board
- Gaming Board
- Travel Board
- Food/Drink Board
- Ticket Exchange
- TD Help Board
Customize My Forums- View All Forums
- Show Left Links
- Topic Sort Options
- Trending Topics
- Recent Topics
- Active Topics
Started By
Message
re: UPDATE: 8 year old neighbour has now gifted me Keychain
Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:51 am to SirWinston
Posted on 6/17/24 at 12:51 am to SirWinston
quote:
8 year old neighbour keeps inviting me to her house
You better hope that Zero kids come up missing anywhere around you. Trolling or not, this is beyond creepy to post on here. High, drunk or whatever isn’t really an excuse for talking about 8 year old kids.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 12:53 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:21 am to SirWinston
quote:
8 year old neighbour keeps inviting me to her house
quote:
I'm a single man in his 40's

Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:30 am to SirWinston
Why do you write in all caps except for the letters t and i?
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:32 am to SirWinston
If you gave a note like that to my kid...I would f*ck you up like meth monkey checkbook and have you shitting down both legs.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 1:34 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 1:44 am to SirWinston
Arguendo this is real I am surprised nobody suggested going through a parent, preferably the father first.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 2:09 am to SirWinston
quote:
mom reminds me of Chanel Preston
googling Chanel Preston … brb
Edit:
I vote NO on cooter tattoos
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 2:15 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:28 am to SirWinston
GIJT
This post was edited on 10/2/24 at 9:16 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:39 am to SirWinston
Go and be neighborly. Her mom may be putting her up to inviting you over, so keep us posted if the mom starts flirting with you.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 4:57 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:43 am to Giantkiller
Expected gif to be SECOND post.....you guys are slipping.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 3:47 am to SirWinston
Don't like this. Bad vibes.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 4:06 am to SirWinston
Not getting any help here with grooming victims.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 4:45 am to SirWinston
That does not look like the handwriting of an 8 year old girl. Take that as you will.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:20 am to SirWinston
Introduce her to your bedtime companion yet?

Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:28 am to SirWinston
It's not creepy, it's considerate. However, you could just drop the money off with the mom. 
Posted on 6/17/24 at 5:51 am to lockthevaught
quote:
If you gave a note like that to my kid...I would f*ck you up like meth monkey checkbook and have you shitting down both legs
I assume satire but if not, start by not letting your child go to a random strangers house to drop off notes. You're the parent. Act like it. Fix that then concern yourself with other's perceived misgivings.
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:08 am to SirWinston
quote:
It should be cute and fun and part of being good neighbours as you put it so poignantly.
My man, you compared her mom to a porn star. But it's all so wholesome!
Kidding aside, I think your intentions are good. Maybe go through the parents so no one has to wonder.
This post was edited on 6/17/24 at 6:11 am
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:23 am to SirWinston
quote:
I'm a single man in his 40's
And you're writing notes to an 8 year old girl & bragging about it online. Wtf is wrong with you?
Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:37 am to SirWinston
quote:
I'm also sensitive that I'm a single man in his 40's and I don't want to look like a creep going over to an 8 year old's sticker sale.

Posted on 6/17/24 at 6:40 am to SirWinston
quote:
PS her mom is tasty AF and reminds me of Chanel Preston just as an interesting side note.
Damn you — I just googled that and porn popped up on my phone. Should have. NSFW / given a heads up on that line for those of us that have sex in the real world instead.
Popular
Back to top


0









