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Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:12 am to
Posted by ShoeBang
Member since May 2012
22251 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:12 am to
Your wife says she likes sitting on my deck better. It isn't as long but it's a good bit wider. The extra girth really allows for her to stretch out and enjoy it more.
Posted by LT
The City of St. George
Member since May 2008
5163 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:33 am to
Part it out for eleventy million dollars
Posted by YumYum Sauce
Arkansas
Member since Nov 2010
9553 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:10 am to
seems like your balls could get stuck in that bench if wearing boxers/loose shorts
Posted by SantaFe
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2019
7815 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:15 am to
Nice deck, hope it stays that way.
Posted by 3nOut
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Jan 2013
32349 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:24 am to
quote:

Typically, you can find all the curved 2x4s at Lowe's and Home Depot all day long.
Good luck trying to find a straight board.



We built a 15x60 foot deck back in 2015 and I spent hours pulling out pressure treated deck boards and laying them side by side to find straight ones. I’m sure Home Depot didn’t appreciate me clogging up the aisle but maybe you should stop selling crooked arse lumber
This post was edited on 5/14/21 at 8:26 am
Posted by boudinman
Member since Nov 2019
6101 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:25 am to
Dont worry dude. As usual some baws here with deck envy. Women everywhere can see and admire your big deck, while they laugh at their smaller/non-existent DECKS.
Posted by NorthshoreTiger76
Pelicans, Saints, & LSU Fan
Member since May 2009
84099 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:26 am to
IWHI
Posted by SUB
Silver Tier TD Premium
Member since Jan 2009
25405 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:27 am to
Looks nice. Also a pretty impractical bench.
Posted by TU Rob
Birmingham
Member since Nov 2008
13454 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:40 am to
quote:

seems like your balls could get stuck in that bench if wearing boxers/loose shorts



That was my first thought, and the second was the kids getting their hand or foot caught between the slats. I guess it would be good for drainage though.
Posted by LSU alum wannabe
Katy, TX
Member since Jan 2004
27751 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:44 am to
IWLOI.

I would lounge on it.


Felt I should spell it out before somebody took the L and made it dirty.
Posted by boomtown143
Member since May 2019
9407 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:46 am to
break that apart and sell that wood
PROFIT!
Posted by Who_Dat_Tiger
Member since Nov 2015
25483 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:49 am to
quote:

quote:

It would look bigger if you trim the bushes




So pathetic this joke went over my head until I saw this post laughing at it
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
171908 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 8:51 am to
Seen nicer decks in the quad
Posted by Rendevoustavern
Member since May 2018
1895 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 10:38 am to
Posted by Pepperoni
Mar-a-Lago
Member since Aug 2013
4246 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 11:36 am to
quote:

So pathetic this joke went over my head until I saw this post laughing at it

I missed it at first reading too.
Posted by tigerpimpbot
Chairman of the Pool Board
Member since Nov 2011
69063 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 11:38 am to
Wood smash
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
7773 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 6:41 pm to
You got a bend in your big deck
Posted by tigernnola
NOLA
Member since Sep 2016
3589 posts
Posted on 5/14/21 at 7:00 pm to
Nicely done with the limited space.
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