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Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:34 pm to lsudave1
I was a guest contractor at an IBM facility in 2008, and early one morning selected the wrong bathroom. I noticed no urinals as soon as I walked in, and exited with quickness, but too late as I was busted by an IBM FTE lady exiting into the hallway.
Gave her my best drowsy “Yes I screwed up” shrug and got a laugh in return.
Gave her my best drowsy “Yes I screwed up” shrug and got a laugh in return.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:34 pm to lsudave1
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I just have an eventful life, but a little but of embellishment from time to time never hurt anyone
You actually went home and after an hour of straining, were able to squeeze off a tiny fart. The embellishments were formulated while your college friend was trying to push that fart back in.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:35 pm to lsudave1
Going to Walmart is embarrassing
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:38 pm to lsudave1
I once walked into the womens bathroom at the Superdome. After realizing there were no urinals I knew right away to turn around and never look back.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:42 pm to lsudave1
Mexican food and the shits, huh?
If nothing else, that's original.
If nothing else, that's original.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:44 pm to lsudave1
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I stop off at Walmart to pick up some Pepto Bismol to relive my stomach ache
That good, huh? Wanted to do it again?
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:46 pm to lsudave1
No shite??
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:47 pm to lsudave1
You are not only one.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:51 pm to lsudave1
You had 3 entrees ... My lord. You're lucky you didn't suffer a heart attack
Posted on 5/11/18 at 12:52 pm to lsudave1
So is Walmart the new Ryan's?
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:12 pm to lsudave1
I feel your pain, the Walmart bathroom has been a painful memory for me for a while
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:14 pm to lsudave1
Just tell them you identified as a woman at that particular moment, and then as you walk away say, Don't judge me and flip your hair back.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:17 pm to lsudave1
Nothing is embarrassing in Walmart... They've seen it all.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:41 pm to lsudave1
I was checking out at Walmart once and had "the pain" hit me, I sprint to the restroom and there's a under construction sign blocking the door.
I blasted in sat down and unloaded with 3-4 guys in there fixing the sink.
Walked out in shame
I blasted in sat down and unloaded with 3-4 guys in there fixing the sink.
Walked out in shame
Posted on 5/11/18 at 1:58 pm to lsudave1
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I know that the damage had already been done, as I felt many scathing eyes of Walmart employees and shoppers following me as I ran out.
See this is where the problem with your story is. All the other stuff could potentially happen. But I have never paid attention to who goes in and out of the restrooms. And also most walmart employees have zero care. They really wouldn't notice. Unless you were making extremely loud noises and even then they probably wouldn't care.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:37 pm to lsudave1
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I really don't feel like sharing this one,
go with this feeling next time
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:38 pm to lsudave1
Just say you identify as female
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:39 pm to lsudave1
You need to calm down.
Posted on 5/11/18 at 2:40 pm to lsudave1
who goes to Walmart to buy 1 item? Especially an item that is sold at gas stations and drugstores.
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