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Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:47 am to
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
100373 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 7:47 am to
Almost all 80s cars were pieces of shite and ugly as hell
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2558 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:00 am to
quote:

'71 Riviera



Oh my, I love the boattail.
Posted by VernonPLSUfan
Leesville, La.
Member since Sep 2007
17553 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:01 am to
My sister had an Aztec. It came with a built-in ice chest. We called it the 20,000.00 dollar Coleman.
Posted by LSU2NO
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2007
1948 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:01 am to
That was what I was thinking about. It was the most dangerous car also. If it got rear-ended it would explode. Good times.
Posted by L5UT1ger
Member since Feb 2004
2979 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:09 am to
quote:

1980s Ford Tempo


My first car was a 1984 Ford Tempo. Manual Transmission. Diesel engine.

Hand me down. It got 55 miles per gallon on the highway!
Posted by SG_Geaux
Beautiful St George, LA
Member since Aug 2004
80478 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:11 am to
quote:

Buick Signia




I think this is the only car in the thread that I have no memory of.

ETA... Oh concept car. So never really manufactured.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 8:13 am
Posted by member12
Bob's Country Bunker
Member since May 2008
33036 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:16 am to
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Hand me down. It got 55 miles per gallon on the highway!


But it’s top speed was 65 mph.

Everyone knows you can’t get good mileage if you aren’t doing at least 90.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 8:17 am
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
26396 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:18 am to
quote:

Almost all 80s cars were pieces of shite and ugly as hell



I like to think of them as art deco on wheels.

It's weird that the US didn't legally allow anything other than those square or round sealed beam headlights until the mid 1980s.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 8:19 am
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:19 am to
First generation BMW 1-series, with its comically downsized "iconic" styling:




Second-generation Chrysler minivan, which has similar problems of proportion:



Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
21604 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:28 am to
My older brother's first car was a yellow 1973 Thing. It was awesome. I freaking loved that car.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33506 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:31 am to
As far as recent vehicles I nominate the Lincoln mkt
Posted by ThuperThumpin
Member since Dec 2013
9030 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:32 am to
The Sebring-Vanguard electric Citicar


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The Aston Martin Lagonda Wagon

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This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 9:09 am
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17335 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:36 am to
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The Aston Martin Lagonda



The wagon version you posted is extremely rare and is awkward.

But the sedan version is IMO gorgeous and far, far head of its time. Keep in mind that this was designed in the early 1970s by a tiny, broke British car company.

You can see design elements that Cadillac, Lincoln, Jaguar, Audi, and Lexus borrowed well into the 1990s. The Lexus LS and Cadillac STS in particular sported some of those same styling features until at least 1998.







This is the cheap looking stuff that America was building in 1974 (granted these were all far more reliable than the Lagonda):









This is what the Germans were building at the time:





And the top of the line Japanese car at the time:




So yeah IMO the Aston Martin Lagonda was a knockout for her day. Just stay away from that hideous wagon version.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 8:47 am
Posted by USMEagles
Member since Jan 2018
11811 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:39 am to
I actually like a lot of that boxy 80s stuff- the Lagonda, the K-car, the Fox body Fords. I was a kid in the early 1980s and I associated those cars with the future, vs. the ostentatious 1960s and 1970s cars.

On that note, I actually forgot the hands-down ugliest car ever made, the 1978 Chevy Monte Carlo:



WTF?!? I've driven some hoopties but that's just embarrassing.

ETA If you drive this, you are the saddest pimp ever.
This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 8:13 pm
Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
86410 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:40 am to
quote:

Pontiac Aztec

/thread.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17335 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:48 am to
quote:

On that note, I actually forgot the hands-down ugliest car ever made, the 1978 Chevy Monte Carlo:



Honestly that was above average for its time too. I just head those vinyl tops that people had back then.

It's like every car made in America then seemed like it was a recession build, but with cheap add-ons like chromed wire wheel covers and hideous white tops even though the car wasn't a convertible.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17335 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:49 am to
quote:

As far as recent vehicles I nominate the Lincoln mkt



Yeah that's hideous. Looks like a minivan that's been converted into a hearse on a shoe string budget.
Posted by goofball
Member since Mar 2015
17335 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:51 am to
quote:

'71 Riviera
quote:

'63 Barracuda


Both of them are very cool looking.

You'll have a hard time convincing me that the Pontiac Aztek doesn't deserve the honor here.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17619 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 8:59 am to
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I can’t believe someone greenlit this Dakota for production. Tried to make it look like the Rams little brother but failed miserably



And the 90's Dakotas were AWESOME looking. My BIL has a lifted 1998 on the road today and I still ooogle it

This post was edited on 11/30/22 at 9:02 am
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
37575 posts
Posted on 11/30/22 at 9:00 am to
quote:

Corvette SportWagon

I freakin love that car
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