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Two Uber drivers in a row have driven me at night complaining how they can’t drive at nigh

Posted on 11/10/18 at 1:59 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 1:59 pm
A few weeks ago, I had one of the worst Uber rides I’ve ever had. The chick had a 4.9 approval rating and it must be because she’s hot and gives out blow jobs to guys luckier than me because she was horrible. She almost went the wrong way down a one way street multiple times muttering about how she hates driving in the city and she doesn’t like driving at night. Why are you driving people then? !

My Uber driver last night was a better driver, except she was a bad turner. She seemed to be taking very sharp turns and being a little jerky. Then finally she admitted “I didn’t know it would be dark. This is very dark. I don’t drive at night.” It was 8:00PM. Why are you driving people then !?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:00 pm to
Is this the "First world problem of the day" thread?
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
166246 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:01 pm to
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She


The problem

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She


Continued problem
This post was edited on 11/10/18 at 2:02 pm
Posted by High C
viewing the fall....
Member since Nov 2012
53779 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:01 pm to
Whew, glad you lived to tell us about it. I’ve never been to Target, y’know.
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:02 pm to
Nope, 3rd world shitholes have bad drivers too.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124373 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:02 pm to
Have you complained to Uber?

What was their response?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134860 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:03 pm to
I'm impressed that she made wrong turns considering she had a phone telling her exactly where to go
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:03 pm to
The first chick, I wasn’t so sure! She got on the drive and she almost hit multiple cars. I was a hot mess when I finally got out.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124373 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:05 pm to
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I was a hot mess


I’ve never heard a straight male use this phrase before
This post was edited on 11/10/18 at 2:06 pm
Posted by athenslife101
Member since Feb 2013
18555 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:07 pm to
That occurred to me as I was writing it but then I didn’t really care to go back and edit it
Posted by arcalades
USA
Member since Feb 2014
19276 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:11 pm to
stereotypes exist for a reason (women drivers)
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35748 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 2:17 pm to
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chick

quote:

She


Found your problem.
Posted by PiscesTiger
Concrete, WA
Member since Feb 2004
53696 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 3:19 pm to
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hot mess



I can hear the lisp through your keyboard.
Posted by OSqueal
Where ever the beer is
Member since Jan 2011
5390 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 4:20 pm to
Is this in the same category as I didn't get a full pump in my carmel mociata?
This post was edited on 11/10/18 at 4:22 pm
Posted by Giantkiller
the internet.
Member since Sep 2007
20302 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 4:42 pm to
I usually get people from Uganda or the Congo who don’t know where any of the roads are.
Posted by Pelican fan99
Lafayette, Louisiana
Member since Jun 2013
34711 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 5:55 pm to
Uber has gone down the tubes since it was bad arse at first
Posted by Chum Bucket
West Palm Beach
Member since Oct 2011
977 posts
Posted on 11/10/18 at 8:24 pm to
Uber driver that speaks English?
Posted by TigersSEC2010
Warren, Michigan
Member since Jan 2010
37359 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 1:31 am to
Uber in Baton Rouge = ghetto beater car

Uber in big cities = foreigners in nicer cars who don’t speak English and can’t navigate for shite
Posted by baobabtiger
Member since May 2009
4720 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:06 am to
Go ride in a New Orleans cab then see if you have anything to complain about. I’ve nearly died in one before.
Posted by whit
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
10998 posts
Posted on 11/11/18 at 6:18 am to
I never remember how my uber ride was because I’m usually shite hammered.
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