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re: Two TX men plotted to invade an island off Haiti, kill the men, and enslave the women
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:15 am to SlowFlowPro
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:15 am to SlowFlowPro
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recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force as they invaded Gonave Island and staged a coup d'etat.
a very well thought out plan
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Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:19 am to SlowFlowPro
Sounds like one of those FBI bust where there are a couple dumb drunks guys and 5 feds pushing them along.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:20 am to ImJustaBoy
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Do they have a go fund me? T
They need to start a GoGunMe account.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:23 am to SlowFlowPro
This is stupid.
This sounds like two drunk kids being silly with an on going joke.
I’m glad this has tied up three branches of government.
IF they were serious, just let it play out. This won’t get past trying to get a bunch of homeless mercenaries on a sailboat to attack Haiti.
This sounds like two drunk kids being silly with an on going joke.
I’m glad this has tied up three branches of government.
IF they were serious, just let it play out. This won’t get past trying to get a bunch of homeless mercenaries on a sailboat to attack Haiti.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:26 am to SlowFlowPro
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then recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force
Finally someone trying real and tangible measures to fix the homeless problem.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:27 am to Slevin7
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This sounds like two drunk kids being silly with an on going joke.
One of these guys joined the fricking Air Force to further the plan
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:28 am to SlowFlowPro
Can you imagine giving the homeless from NYC guns and ammo, what could go wrong…
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:29 am to SlowFlowPro
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They learned Creole, enrolled in schools to learn the skills, and one even enlisted in the Air Force to gain further skills.
This is a level of planning and commitment that could have propelled them to success in a legal venture.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:30 am to Penrod
Just the cost alone.
This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 8:32 am
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:32 am to SlowFlowPro
There's over 80k people on that island.. good luck, boys.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:34 am to SlowFlowPro
quote:conquerors turned conquered
Gavin Rivers Weisenburg, 21, of Allen, and Tanner Christopher Thomas, 20
Pity
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:35 am to sledgehammer
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Should’ve picked Trinidad.
Good call. Much better island. Starting my plotting now.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:38 am to SlowFlowPro
They should be executed like the wild animals that they are.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:38 am to LSUBoo
quote:I was expecting to hear it was an island with .1% of that population
There's over 80k people on that island
And they said Zoomers had no ambition
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:40 am to Who_Dat_Tiger
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I was expecting to hear it was an island with .1% of that population
Same and then I looked it up.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:42 am to SlowFlowPro
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The homeless mercenary army trope never works out in reality.
I can't help but chuckle everytime I read this line:
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recruit members of the District of Columbia-area homeless population to serve as a mercenary force
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:43 am to SlowFlowPro
those two would have ended up on someone's dinner plate had they tried that shite... 
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:44 am to SlowFlowPro
This plan had a 0.0% chance of working. Methhead morons.
If allowed to progress, they would never even make it to the island. Even if they somehow managed to succeed they’d be killed the same day by mainland baws. They should have left this fantasy as just things discussed while high.
If allowed to progress, they would never even make it to the island. Even if they somehow managed to succeed they’d be killed the same day by mainland baws. They should have left this fantasy as just things discussed while high.
This post was edited on 11/21/25 at 10:34 am
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:46 am to SlowFlowPro
Sounds more like Florida than Texas.
Posted on 11/21/25 at 8:51 am to SlowFlowPro
What are their Poliboard usernames?
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