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re: Two random factoids that were seered into your brain in elementary school

Posted on 9/17/25 at 1:33 pm to
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35708 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 1:33 pm to
quote:

The platypus


Has feet like a duck but is furry!
Posted by Chucktown_Badger
The banks of the Ashley River
Member since May 2013
35708 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 1:35 pm to
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Science is organized knowledge gained by observation and experimentation.


Nowadays that perspective will get you cancelled
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15518 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 1:37 pm to
Marylin Manson had a rib removed to make himself more flexible.


Dont remember anything else from that far back other than pogs
Posted by ChineseBandit58
Pearland, TX
Member since Aug 2005
47744 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 2:22 pm to
"1066 = last time England was invaded"

"Beware of "of-phrases"
Posted by southpawcock
Member since Oct 2015
16577 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 2:23 pm to
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Teachers are dtf



I've only learned that since being out of school. I'm nearly 38.
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 2:34 pm to
Monroe claiming Delta is like Mobile claiming Mardi Gras.


It may be true, but no one GAS.
Posted by lagniappe09
Northshore
Member since Jul 2009
632 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 2:50 pm to
KHDMDCM
Posted by LSU82BILL
Fort Lauderdale, FL
Member since Sep 2006
10827 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:25 pm to
quote:

Quicksand was something to watch out for, yet I have never come across it


Well if you ever go back into Wooley Swamp, son you better not go at night

Posted by Slip Screen
Magnolia, Texas
Member since Jan 2005
2171 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:27 pm to
From elementary school, the Pledge of Allegiance is all I got.
Posted by bamabenny
Member since Nov 2009
15348 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:29 pm to
7 pages and nobody mentioned the weird S thing that everyone knew how to draw and that Marilyn Manson removed two ribs so he could suck himself off?

Facts as far as I'm concerned

OT falling off
Posted by udtiger
Over your left shoulder
Member since Nov 2006
111819 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:33 pm to
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quote:
The platypus


Has feet like a duck but is furry!


They don't do much.
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1017 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:36 pm to
The difference between a solid, liquid and gas and how they can change into each other.

What the inside of a vagina looks like when a woman is popping out a baby. That still traumatizes me after all these years... why show middle schoolers that
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
174775 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:48 pm to
i mispelled asassin and she looked at me and said its arse arse in.
Posted by Morgus
The Old City Icehouse
Member since May 2004
9707 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:50 pm to
1. Pluto is a planet

2. Don't play Dr. during recess.
Posted by Clark14
Earth
Member since Dec 2014
26016 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:51 pm to
Pluto was our smallest planet.


Our principal, a little old woman named Mrs Watts, had an electric paddle…
Posted by crash1211
Houma
Member since May 2008
3589 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:52 pm to
While Reginald was home with flu, (uh huh)
The doctor knew just what to do
He cured the infection
With one small injection
While Reginald uttered some interjections
Hey, that smarts!
Ouch! That hurts!
Yow! That's not fair, giving a guy a shot down there

Interjections (hey!)
Show excitement, (yow!)
Or emotion. (ouch!)
They're generally set apart from a sentence
By an exclamation point
Or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong. Mmmm
Posted by PikesPeak
The Penalty Box
Member since Apr 2022
921 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 3:53 pm to
Marilyn Manson removed a rib to suck himself off
Posted by Gorilla Ball
Az
Member since Feb 2006
12761 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 4:02 pm to
you will go blind
you will have hairy palms
Posted by northshorebamaman
Cochise County AZ
Member since Jul 2009
37315 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 4:09 pm to
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Chrispus Attucks was killed at the Boston massacre
Was he not. What are the details on this one? He died somewhere else later on?
Posted by Tchefuncte Tiger
Bat'n Rudge
Member since Oct 2004
62307 posts
Posted on 9/17/25 at 7:47 pm to
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Niger is not pronounced how a 2nd grader thinks it would


You and I had similar second grade experiences. I was looking at a globe in my second grade class and asked my teacher, Mrs. Heath, if Niger was where (people who annoyed you) came from. She just chuckled and told me "no." It was, after all, the 1968-1969 school year.
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