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Trying to razz a new Coworker- Suggestions?

Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:04 am
Posted by deathvalleyfreak43
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2008
13233 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:04 am
I guess I've become the "old guy" at the office... Been working here a few years and I'm kinda known to be a prankster. We have a new chick fresh out of college and I just got my first email from her and she has her pronouns listed... This is really the first time I've seen this and think it would be a great opportunity to welcome her to my antics. Any suggestions on some SFW good natured jabs towards this??
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23698 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:05 am to
Don't do it.
Posted by MrJimBeam
Member since Apr 2009
12296 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:06 am to
quote:

Don't do it.



Unless you want a new job
Posted by thelawnwranglers
Member since Sep 2007
38770 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:06 am to
Pihb
Posted by Allthatfades
Mississippi
Member since Aug 2014
6698 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:06 am to
You must be ready to retire
Posted by tiggerthetooth
Big Momma's House
Member since Oct 2010
61189 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:06 am to
You're playing with fire...I would steer clear of her. The pronouns are a warning sign that she has no qualms about reporting you to HR.
Posted by L1C4
The Ville
Member since Aug 2017
13166 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:06 am to
Enjoy being un-employed.
Posted by Salmon
On the trails
Member since Feb 2008
83556 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:07 am to
making up stories on the internet is neat
Posted by CoachChappy
Member since May 2013
32535 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:07 am to
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Been working here a few years and I'm kinda known to be a prankster.


I’d bet money that you’re the only one who thinks you’re funny.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
11280 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:07 am to
i'd keep away from that one
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
98180 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:08 am to
What would Michael Scott do?
Posted by geaux88
Northshore, LA
Member since Oct 2003
16355 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:08 am to
Pronouns listed???

Tell her REAL AMERICANS don't play that shite. Then walk over to her cubicle, whip your cock out and slap her in the face with it, then stick a small American flag in her soy latte'
Posted by JDPndahizzy
JDP
Member since Nov 2013
6437 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:08 am to
What are her pronouns?
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
73856 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:08 am to
quote:

I’d bet money that you’re the only one who thinks you’re funny.

Posted by Ajo Devil
Tempe, AZ
Member since Sep 2006
2428 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:09 am to
Walk up to her and say, "I have another pronoun for you,

BITCH !!"



(Yes, I know that isn't a pronoun)
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71385 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:09 am to
quote:

I guess I've become the "old guy" at the office... Been working here a few years and I'm kinda known to be a prankster. We have a new chick fresh out of college and I just got my first email from her and she has her pronouns listed... This is really the first time I've seen this and think it would be a great opportunity to welcome her to my antics. Any suggestions on some SFW good natured jabs towards this??



The pronouns thing is not ideal, and kind of hilarious if it's not company mandated, but starting shite over it is gonna get you fired.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18050 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:09 am to
Drop a hot one on his desk
Posted by Meauxjeaux
98836 posts including my alters
Member since Jun 2005
39933 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:09 am to
She/Sher/shite
Posted by BOSCEAUX
Where the Down Boys go.
Member since Mar 2008
47734 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:10 am to
quote:

I just got my first email from her and she has her pronouns listed... This is really the first time I've seen this and think it would be a great opportunity to welcome her to my antics. Any suggestions on some SFW good natured jabs towards this??


Those types have zero sense of humor and don’t know what the term good natured means.
Posted by Tbonepatron
Member since Aug 2013
8447 posts
Posted on 9/14/21 at 11:12 am to
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