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Trashy or Impressive

Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:00 am
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8376 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:00 am
My 38 week pregnant wife decided to go into labor last night. It was 16 minutes from the time we got out of bed until we got to our front porch.

At that point I was informed that getting to the truck, ergo the hospital, was not going to happen.

I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning. Neither of us are medical professionals.

What. A. Day.
Posted by Guzzlingil
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2003
2106 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:00 am to
WOW!!!!
Posted by OldHickory
New Orleans
Member since Apr 2012
10702 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to
Impressive, baw. Congrats on a healthy baby. You’ll always have a great story.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
55632 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to
Congrats. You have now done more for the medical community (and society) than Anthony Fauci.
Posted by footswitch
New Market
Member since Apr 2015
4422 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to
And you came to the rant? Lol
Congratulations.
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19 &lt-- oops
Member since Sep 2012
26844 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:02 am to
What did you use to cut the cord?
Posted by AwesomeSauce
Das Boot
Member since May 2015
10826 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:02 am to
Congrats baw, hopefully mom and baby 90 are doing well.
Posted by HillabeeBaw
Hillabee Reservoir
Member since May 2023
2290 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:02 am to
I hear ya Baw! Congrats!
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
59163 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to
She poop on you?

Congrats
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8376 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to
quote:

What did you use to cut the cord?


We drove to the Birth Center after everything settled down. Took care of the rest there.
Posted by Sao
East Texas Piney Woods
Member since Jun 2009
68123 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to
Did you name him Decker?


Congrats
Posted by StringedInstruments
Member since Oct 2013
19762 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to
quote:

My 38 week pregnant wife decided to go into labor last night. It was 16 minutes from the time we got out of bed until we got to our front porch.


Women, amirite?
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am
Posted by bonescanner
Member since Oct 2011
2525 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am to
Thats an amazing story you will have from now on. Scary, but amazing! Congrats brother
Posted by Cracker
in a box
Member since Nov 2009
18895 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am to
You win the Baw of the month maybe the year!
Chicken get him his trophy !
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
118092 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am to
WHAT??
Posted by Hoodatt
Member since Feb 2005
2623 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:05 am to
It depends, if you bit the umbilical cord = Impressive.
If you chose to deliver on the front porch and post the video = trashy.

Congratulations!
Posted by white perch
the bright, happy side of hell
Member since Apr 2012
7445 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:07 am to
CSB
Posted by fjlee90
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2016
8376 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to
quote:

If you chose to deliver on the front porch and post the video = trashy.
.

It’s all on the security camera.

Now that i think on it, I'm pretty sure this was a violation of HOA rules. Can’t wait for that letter.
Posted by MrWhipple
West of the Mississippi
Member since Jun 2016
987 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to
Did you prepay at the hospital?

Refund!

Congrats. Great story.

Kid nickname: Stoop
Posted by zippyputt
Member since Jul 2005
6470 posts
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to
Dang, that’s impressive as heck! I’d never consider that trashy.

In fact, that’s some “cool under pressure” credits!
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