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Trashy or Impressive
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:00 am
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:00 am
My 38 week pregnant wife decided to go into labor last night. It was 16 minutes from the time we got out of bed until we got to our front porch.
At that point I was informed that getting to the truck, ergo the hospital, was not going to happen.
I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning. Neither of us are medical professionals.
What. A. Day.
At that point I was informed that getting to the truck, ergo the hospital, was not going to happen.
I successfully delivered my son on the front porch this morning. Neither of us are medical professionals.
What. A. Day.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to fjlee90
Impressive, baw. Congrats on a healthy baby. You’ll always have a great story.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to fjlee90
Congrats. You have now done more for the medical community (and society) than Anthony Fauci.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:01 am to fjlee90
And you came to the rant? Lol
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:02 am to fjlee90
What did you use to cut the cord?
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:02 am to fjlee90
Congrats baw, hopefully mom and baby 90 are doing well.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to K9
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What did you use to cut the cord?
We drove to the Birth Center after everything settled down. Took care of the rest there.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to fjlee90
Did you name him Decker?
Congrats
Congrats

Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:03 am to fjlee90
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My 38 week pregnant wife decided to go into labor last night. It was 16 minutes from the time we got out of bed until we got to our front porch.
Women, amirite?
This post was edited on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am to fjlee90
Thats an amazing story you will have from now on. Scary, but amazing! Congrats brother
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:04 am to fjlee90
You win the Baw of the month maybe the year!
Chicken get him his trophy !
Chicken get him his trophy !
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:05 am to fjlee90
It depends, if you bit the umbilical cord = Impressive.
If you chose to deliver on the front porch and post the video = trashy.
Congratulations!
If you chose to deliver on the front porch and post the video = trashy.
Congratulations!
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to Hoodatt
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If you chose to deliver on the front porch and post the video = trashy.
It’s all on the security camera.
Now that i think on it, I'm pretty sure this was a violation of HOA rules. Can’t wait for that letter.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to fjlee90
Did you prepay at the hospital?
Refund!
Congrats. Great story.
Kid nickname: Stoop
Refund!
Congrats. Great story.
Kid nickname: Stoop
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:08 am to fjlee90
Dang, that’s impressive as heck! I’d never consider that trashy.
In fact, that’s some “cool under pressure” credits!
In fact, that’s some “cool under pressure” credits!

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