re: Trashiest thing you’ve done this week.

Posted by Rex Feral

Athens

Member since Jan 2014

11343 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 4:45 pm to whitetiger1234

Told the dot Indian telemarketer to go frick herself when she called with her Medicare scam.

Posted by MotorBoater

Hammond

Member since Sep 2010

1677 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 4:48 pm to whitetiger1234

No joke, I just stopped at the Dollar Store and bought a can of Vienna Sausages, a bag of Hot Fries, and a redbull!

Posted by tigerpawl

Can't get there from here.

Member since Dec 2003

22310 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 4:48 pm to AUFANATL

quote:
Stole some ground beef. I was at the self checkout kiosk at the grocery store and for some reason the bar scanner would always double tap the scan and cancel the order. I tried for several minutes to make it work right but there was some glitch. Then I tried several more minutes to get an employee to help but they either weren't around or couldn't be bothered. I was in a rush so I finally said frick it and tossed it in my bag. First time I have stolen something since I was a kid.

You'll atone at some point, as you appear to have a lot of class.

Posted by Willie Stroker

Member since Sep 2008

12898 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:01 pm to whitetiger1234

I might have topped my last one.

I’ve been backed up lately but this afternoon…I just beat Bono’s record.

I don’t think anyone in my immediate family could appreciate the achievement, so I took a pic and sent it to my dad. He celebrated with me.

Posted by GreenRockTiger

vortex to the whirlpool of despair

Member since Jun 2020

41628 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:03 pm to pbro62

quote:
No you weren’t fatass

didn’t mean to hurt your feeling - how I was supposed to know you were the 300 lb guy next to us?

Posted by WaydownSouth

Stratton Oakmont

Member since Nov 2018

8163 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:05 pm to whitetiger1234

Parked on the street because the folks installing our new floors have taken my garage hostage

Posted by LSUJML

Member since May 2008

45583 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:09 pm to whitetiger1234

Rode in the Spanishtown Parade

Posted by BoogaBear

Member since Jul 2013

5572 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:11 pm to LSUJML

2 of my ducks are picking on another male duck. I drank beer and shot the BB gun at the bullies.

Posted by WhiteRussianDude

Member since Feb 2023

206 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:14 pm to whitetiger1234

I gossiped about a friend’s divorce. Still feel guilty. Martinis make my lips flap.

Posted by nealnan8

Atlanta

Member since Oct 2016

1640 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:16 pm to whitetiger1234

While at Starbucks, I grabbed a big handful of Splenda packets and stuffed them into my pocket, while at the same time, let out a big loud fart.
Then, when I got home, I spun up some Nicki Minaj and turned on some WWE cage matches, but not before blowing my nose in a T-shirt.

Posted by Long Ball Larry

Baton Rouge

Member since Apr 2021

1388 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 5:23 pm to MotorBoater

quote:
just stopped at the Dollar Store and bought a can of Vienna Sausages, a bag of Hot Fries, and a redbull!

Found a fatty.

Posted by Porpus

Covington, LA

Member since Aug 2022

1638 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 6:11 pm to When in Rome

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This leads me to wonder: is all honking trashy?

Hell no, man. The worst honkers are old Nelson Rockefeller-looking MFers. These guys belong to clubs that will blackball you because your brother-in-law wore a two-tone Rolex once or whatever.

Posted by Jim Rockford

Member since May 2011

98188 posts

Posted on 2/10/24 at 6:12 pm to whitetiger1234

Walked by the sex toys in Walmart on the way to the protein powder aisle