re: Trashiest Thing You Did This Week?

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Pissed off my balcony a couple of nights ago

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I always let my boys pee in the yard, and I do it as well if I'm out there walking the dog or doing yardwork. Last night after work, I was sitting on the porch swing I have hanging underneath the landing on my deck stairs. Hear the kitchen door open to the deck, my youngest was going to come out and play in the yard with the dog until sunset. All of a sudden there's a strong stream of pee flying from above me, and I had to tell him to at least wait until he's down on ground level to let it fly.

bang your mom

Took a ginormous dump RIGHT after my shower this morning.

Since everyone thinks peeing outside is trashy I'll go ahead and one up all the previous.

I walk outside to piss, off my deck, the deck that surrounds an above ground pool.

Later today, I will probably buy a gas station beer on the way home from kids sports and drink it in my leveled, diesel truck.

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Pissed from my front porch

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shite...sometimes I walk outside just to piss.

Ate an MRE for lunch.

So you left the fry room to go to the burger room?

Watch the live cam in Clearwater beach.

Went to the gym and wore the same socks I wore the day before at the gym.

Smoked a cig shirtless on my front porch