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Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:15 am
Posted by Basinhunterfisher
Member since Feb 2018
782 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:15 am
You nasty bastids that splatter paint the toilet and leave it for the next guy, lazy AF
Posted by Fencepimp
Brusly
Member since Jun 2022
1104 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:16 am to
How does the Physics work for them to shite on the bottom of the seat ?
Posted by cdhorn28
Member since Sep 2016
775 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:17 am to
They call me Picasso in my office
Posted by Righteous Dude
Member since Oct 2017
1537 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:17 am to
quote:

How does the Physics work for them to shite on the bottom of the seat ?


Splashback, bro
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43345 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:18 am to
The other day I splashed a big one and toilet water/poo poo jumped out and got on my calf.

It's 2024, we put a man on the moon, how is there not a better way?
Posted by lsurulz1515
Member since Mar 2007
8021 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:19 am to
I've never once had a shite that splattered on every fricking thing in a restroom, and often wonder how it's even possible when I see it in the wild. One must have to try very hard to miss a 12in diameter hole with their balloon knot
Posted by Gifman
Member since Jan 2021
17923 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:21 am to
when the sales team is in my office they always piss all over the floor like savages
Posted by Commandeaux
Zachary
Member since Jul 2009
7881 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:22 am to
I work for the State of Louisiana. We have inmates that clean our bathrooms. I purposely paint the walls. I'm doing my best to prevent recidivism. You don't like cleaning shite off the walls, don't go to jail...the Taco Food truck is outside today. Ima give them inmates a workout.
Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43345 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:23 am to
quote:

when the sales team is in my office they always piss all over the floor like savages


It's all those dried up vaginal juices blocking the hole.
Posted by Oswald
South of the St. George Buffer Zone
Member since Aug 2011
4215 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 10:26 am to
quote:

How does the Physics work for them to shite on the bottom of the seat ?

If you grunt hard enough...
Posted by Boss13
Mobile
Member since Oct 2016
1893 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:04 am to
quote:

They call me Picasso in my office


Picasso or "Poocasso?"
Posted by LSU999
Member since Nov 2012
9222 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:21 am to
We had a guy at work that did the best wall splatters.

He was dubbed "Master Blaster"
Posted by Havoc
Member since Nov 2015
38015 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:32 am to
quote:

How does the Physics work for them to shite on the bottom of the seat ?

High pressure and velocity?
Posted by texn
Pronouns: Y'All/Y'All's
Member since Nov 2019
4062 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:35 am to
quote:

They call me Picasso in my office


I am a devotee of Jackson Pollock myself
Posted by Sevensblue
Las Vegas
Member since Apr 2022
1750 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 11:59 am to
There is. Have you ever seen the shitters in japan where it’s just a hole in the ground with no water in it to splash back up?
Posted by TygerLyfe
Member since May 2023
3148 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:02 pm to
quote:

They call me Picasso in my office


The Jackson Pollock of Poo
Posted by White Bear
Deer-Thirty
Member since Jul 2014
17286 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:05 pm to
quote:

How does the Physics work for them to shite on the bottom of the seat ?
ricochshit
Posted by CrappyPants
Member since Apr 2021
1048 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:10 pm to
Why poo all over the walls and toilet when you can just crap yo pants?!
Posted by LOL
Member since Jun 2015
599 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:13 pm to
There is this girl named Daphne that I work with that can paint!
Posted by Big Jim Slade
Member since Oct 2016
6275 posts
Posted on 11/20/24 at 12:13 pm to
I’m told that the ladies restroom at our building is even more disgusting than the men’s restroom. Apparently they’re much more filthy in there.
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