Touched door handle at gas station and ate chips without washing hands

See you at the funeral. :(

Probably got something worse than corona

you got dat rona, baw

You’ll be fine

Don’t stress out about it

Here’s your attention....

Self immolate and save your family the crematorium expenses. It's the right thing to do.

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Touched door handle at gas station and ate

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I don’t care if Corona ever existed that is disgusting

Covid-19 cannot survive in your digestive track. You do not have mucus membranes in your mouth or throat. Unless you aspirated those chips, no big deal your gut will take care of the job. One piece of advice, use rubber gloves at the pump, then throw them away when finished.

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I'm pretty sure you swallowed someone else's feces today.

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yep and that goes for any public door handle