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Posted on 12/29/23 at 2:33 pm to cgrand
there was a pretty cello player who I thought was the one
—if you also went to LSU we may need to talk
—if you also went to LSU we may need to talk
Posted on 12/29/23 at 2:41 pm to Colosseum
I went to high school with a girl who had watermelon sized tits. She went to Alabama while I was at Auburn. We started hanging out some sophomore year of college even though she had a boyfriend of two years. I visited her one night in Tuscaloosa and she got pretty hammered. Around 2am, she got into a screaming fight with her boyfriend on the phone. Literally ended with her screaming, “frick YOU frick YOU.” She went straight to her freezer and chugged vodka straight from the bottle then went to her room and slammed the door.
She came out around 15 minutes later where I was playing snake on my Nokia phone on the couch. She was wearing a baggy t shirt with her massive cleavage exposed and some short shorts. She told me I needed to sleep in her bed with her and that the couch wasn’t comfortable. Mind you, her roommates weren’t there. We were the only two in the apartment.
Me being a nice guy of course was just fine on the couch and would NEVER take advantage of a drunk girl who just got into a fight with her boyfriend (who went to a different college).
Jesus might smile down on me for that one, but my dick still hasn’t forgiven me.
She came out around 15 minutes later where I was playing snake on my Nokia phone on the couch. She was wearing a baggy t shirt with her massive cleavage exposed and some short shorts. She told me I needed to sleep in her bed with her and that the couch wasn’t comfortable. Mind you, her roommates weren’t there. We were the only two in the apartment.
Me being a nice guy of course was just fine on the couch and would NEVER take advantage of a drunk girl who just got into a fight with her boyfriend (who went to a different college).
Jesus might smile down on me for that one, but my dick still hasn’t forgiven me.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 2:44 pm to Nelson Biederman IV
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The natural order of things. She’s damaged because I’m a bitch.
Fixed it for you.
You recognize the diagnosis. Get your shite together and maybe she’ll tag along. Or not and you can move on to women who desire you.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 2:53 pm to Tortious
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This post was edited on 12/30/23 at 6:26 am
Posted on 12/29/23 at 3:45 pm to PJinAtl
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I went out with a time or two at Auburn that I wish I had persued more
Can't spell pursued (persued).
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went out with a time or two at Auburn
Went to Auburn, can't spell pursued.
Checks out!
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 3:49 pm
Posted on 12/29/23 at 3:47 pm to Colosseum
I cooked a few briskets and didn't understand the cool down period. Wasted that meat. I'll never get them back.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 4:11 pm to Colosseum
Once around 95 or so I was in Bogies and met this girl and hit it off. I asked for her number and she asked if I had anything to write on. At the time I carried one of those enormous checkbook wallets. So I let her write her number on the back of a deposit slip. The next day I go to the bank to make a deposit and of course used the slip with her number on n the back. I realized what I’d done about 2 minutes later.
I still remember her name…. Eileen.
I guess She dodged a bullet ??
I still remember her name…. Eileen.
I guess She dodged a bullet ??
Posted on 12/29/23 at 4:39 pm to PJinAtl
quote:how would one go about googling this…for story research purposes only of course
She also filmed a solo x-rated video to help put herself through school
Posted on 12/29/23 at 4:52 pm to Passing Wind
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how would one go about googling this…for story research purposes only of course
Sadly I don't think you'll find it online. It was filmed/released on DVD in 2003 or 2004 by a now defunct company out of Atlanta.
I remember it was called Lori's First Film, and the company I think was called Amateur Film Productions or Amateur Film Company. I want to say their bread and butter was like Mardi Gras or Savannah St. Patrick's Day debauchery videos.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 4:56 pm to No Colors
You could have been George costanza
Posted on 12/29/23 at 5:24 pm to StringedInstruments
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You recognize the diagnosis. Get your shite together and maybe she’ll tag along. Or not and you can move on to women who desire you.
lol her shite has nothing to do with me. Trust me, we’ve gone through plenty of counseling. I say that I’m a bitch because I have allowed it to progress. I keep making excuses for her. Even alienating friends and family because of it. Despite her poor behavior, I have continued to try my hardest to make her happy and give her everything. She’s the mother of my child and I love her more than anything. I’d do anything to change things. We were going to therapy and making big strides. Things were going better than they have in many years. Then she had our son and has since refused to return to therapy.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:37 pm to Nelson Biederman IV
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lol her shite has nothing to do with me. Trust me, we’ve gone through plenty of counseling. I say that I’m a bitch because I have allowed it to progress. I keep making excuses for her. Even alienating friends and family because of it. Despite her poor behavior, I have continued to try my hardest to make her happy and give her everything. She’s the mother of my child and I love her more than anything. I’d do anything to change things. We were going to therapy and making big strides. Things were going better than they have in many years. Then she had our son and has since refused to return to therapy.
Keep spinning those wheels, hamster. Eventually your hard work will fix her, I’m sure.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 7:48 pm to StringedInstruments
None here, all the ones I dated turned into blue haired woke annoying progressives. Im beginning to think I have terrible taste in women.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:10 pm to Colosseum
I don’t know if he was the one that got away because I am very happily married but someone I could have explored further - I turned him down because I was dating someone (who turned out to be a total b-hole). I think life would look very different if I had taken a chance on him. He was very sweet, funny and I always had a nice time with him. But I guess you could think this way about a lot of life choices we make - for example: what would life look like if I hadn’t gone to the school I did or if I had taken a different job, etc.
You can’t dwell on your choices - you make the best decision with the information available to you at the time and whatever happens, happens.
You can’t dwell on your choices - you make the best decision with the information available to you at the time and whatever happens, happens.
This post was edited on 12/29/23 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:12 pm to Commandeaux
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had a shot with a movie star before she blew up. She's now the most searched porn star ever.
Marsha Mello?
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:24 pm to Colosseum
I hurt a really pretty, awesome longterm girlfriend chasing some bar slut.
I still think of my mistake to this day…I’m sure she’s moved on but I wish I could take it all back. She certainly didn’t deserve that shite.
I still think of my mistake to this day…I’m sure she’s moved on but I wish I could take it all back. She certainly didn’t deserve that shite.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:36 pm to alexahet
Why is it that girls never seem to have a One That Got Away?
Posted on 12/29/23 at 8:59 pm to Nelson Biederman IV
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My wife. I married a beautiful, sexy, funny, smart, kind, happy woman that lit up a room and brought joy to those around her. The woman I live with now has no interest in sex, is mean and spiteful, and is seemingly incapable of happiness.
My guess is a couple of kids, late 40’s and some hormonal issues?
Don’t ask me why I think that’s the case.
Posted on 12/29/23 at 9:00 pm to StringedInstruments
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Keep spinning those wheels, hamster. Eventually your hard work will fix her, I’m sure.
I’m not sure what you’re projecting on me but I can assure you that you haven’t the slightest idea what you’re talking about.
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