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re: Took my son to the Beauty and the Beast premiere and he's already turned gay

Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:33 am to
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161245 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:33 am to
This thread is dumb
Posted by LakeViewLSU
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2009
17730 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 4:35 am to
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
26723 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:07 am to
How about we don't have kid movies indoctrinating our kids

Just a thought.
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161245 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:12 am to
Then they shouldn't be allowed to watch the original... Or the Lion King, Cinderella, Brave Little Toaster, etc since all of those have themes that could warp our precious children's mind.
Posted by stonedbegonias
Member since Jan 2010
12178 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:30 am to
quote:

Maybe try supporting him and not being a backwards red neck piece of trash? Idk, that's just my 2 cents assuming this isn't a troll thread.


wow
Posted by Oilfieldbiology
Member since Nov 2016
41469 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:54 am to
How can you not see that this is a troll thread?
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 5:56 am to
Don't you have liberal leanings? If so, this explains so much.

Call him stuff like f@g, Nance, sissyboy, dandy, fansyboy, etc. the gays love that.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 6:04 am
Posted by KarlMalonesFlipPhone
Member since Sep 2015
3848 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:03 am to
quote:

I've got him praying the rosary


I'm sure the priest will have him suck his cock for penance
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29515 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:18 am to
quote:

Took my son to the Beauty and the Beast premiere and he's already turned gay



Yeah... Because you've never sucked a dick before. Really.

Incredulous Rando is incredulous.
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
20006 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:39 am to
So basically your boy is more interested in blowing Gaston than fapping to Belle's leaked nudes?

Congrats baw. He's just like his father.
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
37980 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:39 am to
Is he into beastiality also, how about you?
Posted by CapperVin
Member since Apr 2013
10660 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:47 am to
you can't change his gayness so just make sure he is a giver and not a taker
Posted by Darth_Vader
A galaxy far, far away
Member since Dec 2011
72234 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:47 am to
quote:

I've got him praying the rosary and reading a playboy right now, any other ideas?



Sounds like Playboy isn't enough. Get the boy a Hustler, maybe two. Probably not a bad idea to get him a few copies of Hustler's Leg Show while you're at it.

Posted by stniaSxuaeG
Member since Apr 2014
1615 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:49 am to
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I don't have any kids, why would you assume this? Because I'm not a homophobic hick?


Do you have any step-children from your husband's previous marriage?
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
32727 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:51 am to
You know there's a Beauty and the Beast playing at a regular theater that's meant for kids. You probably should have taken him to see that one.

The Adult Emporium in Port Allen is showing Booty and the Priest.... sounds like you got confused. Besides that place has stale popcorn anyway....
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 6:53 am
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 6:55 am to
Don't waste your time trying to fix him, just get working on making a new son. And don't frick up the next one.
This post was edited on 3/17/17 at 7:12 am
Posted by foshizzle
Washington DC metro
Member since Mar 2008
40599 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:10 am to
Should have taken him to a movie with gladiators.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25186 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:11 am to
You were in such a hurry to see Beauty and the Beast that you went to the opening night premiere....sure you aint got the gay yourself?
Posted by 13SaintTiger
Isle of Capri
Member since Sep 2011
18371 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:17 am to
quote:

Not to mention all the interracial relationships and the feminist lead actress


My favorite part was the beastiality.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133467 posts
Posted on 3/17/17 at 7:20 am to
quote:

I've got him praying the rosary and reading a playboy right now, any other ideas



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