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re: Told my wife no Valentine's Day cards or flowers unless she recognizes Steak & BJ Day

Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:16 pm to
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65987 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:16 pm to
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Told my wife no Valentine's Day cards or flowers unless she recognizes Steak & BJ Day


guess you showed her !

Jody is going to be happy.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124242 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:17 pm to
I feel sorry for guys that have to beg for sex. I used to be one of you. Never going to be there again.
Posted by 14&Counting
Eugene, OR
Member since Jul 2012
37632 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:19 pm to
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Steak & BJ Day


So Thursdays?
Posted by HoustonChick86
Catalina Wine Mixer
Member since Dec 2009
57303 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:20 pm to
That's lame. If you don't want to do Valentine's Day then don't. But saying if I do this then you have to do this isn't the way to have a healthy relationship.
Posted by tigerinthebueche
Member since Oct 2010
36791 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:22 pm to
they don't lose the desire to suck dick. They lose the desire to suck their husband's dick. That's how divorces come about.

But it goes both ways. You can love her all you want, but you never lose the urge for strange. You may not act on it, but you never lose it.



Why do you think the say marriage is hard?
Posted by LSUintheNW
At your mom’s house
Member since Aug 2009
35749 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:27 pm to
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Do you married guys really not get regular BJs or sex? Maybe you should work out or something. I have never dated or been in a relationship with a woman who hasn't been eager for the bedroom


Ah yes, because they fully change when you haven't put a ring on it.

When you are just dating women will do most anything as you know. What you don't know is that will mostly end after marriage. Slowly yet surely.

Don't get married.
Posted by wildtigercat93
Member since Jul 2011
112329 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:27 pm to
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It's the result of having kids more than getting married. Kids drain a woman's sex drive.


Hotdog down a hallway at that point
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:29 pm to
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It's the result of having kids more than getting married. Kids drain a woman's sex drive. Hotdog down a hallway at that point


No. Vaginal tissue is a damn miracle of nature.
Posted by LNCHBOX
70448
Member since Jun 2009
84117 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:29 pm to
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I had never dated or been in a relationship with a woman who wasn't eager for the bedroom either, until I married her.



How does a post like this have almost all upvotes? You're doing marriage wrong if this is what your marriage is. Getting married doesn't magically change your sex life. That's absurd. If you aren't getting it now, you weren't getting it before hand.
Posted by tommy2tone1999
St. George, LA
Member since Sep 2008
6773 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:31 pm to
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I feel sorry for guys that have to beg for sex. I used to be one of you. Never going to be there again.




Oh so you pay for it now?
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
65987 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:33 pm to
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Vaginal tissue is a damn miracle of nature.


stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:36 pm to
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stretch a mile before it'll tear an inch.


I “delivered” my second child...

Posted by Geauxld Finger
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2005
31727 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:37 pm to
As the old joke goes “why is the bride smiling as she walks down the aisle?”

“She’s given her last bj”
This post was edited on 2/14/19 at 3:39 pm
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15409 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:47 pm to
I still get BJs, but almost always before sex. Seldom do I get the "drop your pants, sit back, and enjoy the BJ" type BJ.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124242 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 3:52 pm to
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Oh so you pay for it now?



We all pay for it one way or another. Accept this and you can continue your education
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136811 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:07 pm to
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Wife and BJ ... Theres no such thing..
yall marry some lame arse women
Posted by Patfic15
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2018
3259 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:13 pm to
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This post was edited on 7/13/20 at 8:50 pm
Posted by Bert Macklin FBI
Quantico
Member since May 2013
8963 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:17 pm to
you seem to have found yourself in a Mexican stand off. Don't be the first to flinch.
Posted by Loaner1231
Member since Jan 2016
3903 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:23 pm to
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We all pay for it one way or another. Accept this and you can continue your education


I had uncles on both sides teach me this lesson when I came of age. Always assumed it was common knowledge.
Posted by Pecker
Rocky Top
Member since May 2015
16674 posts
Posted on 2/14/19 at 4:30 pm to
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Seems pretty common from the baws on the board.

They gain 80lbs and ignore their wives all day then bitch that their panties aren't on the floor waiting for them.



Displaced is back going hard in the paint
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